Obama Song Contest Conservative Style

9/28/09 | Vanity

[Hanna548]

Announcing a new contest to come up with 10 verses for our own Obama Song, not to be sung by children, but to be clean enough for children. The verses can be serious or funny, but they should reference Obama, his Administration, Policies or Actions.

Suggested topics: Health Care, Gun Control, Czars, Background, Foreign Policy, Spending, ACORN...

This is the format for the verses: Barack Hussein Obama (your verse) Hmm Hmm Hmm

Go here to enter: http://barackhusseinobamahmmhmmhmm.blogspot.com/

Spread it around and join in, let’s keep up the dialog.

[Hanna548]

This contest is just for fun, no prizes will be awarded but it will help to keep the dialog going and it will also be a little fun for a change.

[Secret Agent Man]

Cuz My Mama ain’t for Obama

[nonliberal]

Here is one a couple of friends came up with:

Battle Hymn of the Obama Nation

Hey there, Mr. President,
you are number one!
Flowers spring from your footsteps,
and you make the world more fun!
You will crush your right-wing enemies
and tax them when your done!
Your change is marching on.....

Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Your change is marching on.

Hey there Mr. President,
You're best and number one!
We know you went to Harvard,
So compared to you, we’re dumb!
You can save us from recession,
Keep on spending ‘til it’s done!
Your change is marching on..

Obama has a plan for peace,
He'll melt down all our guns!
The terrorists will love us,
once they see that we have none!
He'll seize the cash from rich folks,
and we hope he gives us some!
His change is marching on... (refrain)

On the savannah of rural Kenya, He was born across the sea
With an agenda in his bosom, that brings healthcare to you and me
As we live to pay our taxes, it’s racist to disagree
His change is marching on...

[Hanna548]

Thats great, but thats a whole song. We need just litle verses that will fit into the format like this:

Barack Hussein Obama, he’s such a sneaky, slimy guy, no wonder Wilson yelled ‘YOU LIE!’ hmm hmm hmm

[Hanna548]

Here is the link to submit verses:
http://barackhusseinobamahmmhmmhmm.blogspot.com/

[KarinG1]

Our Dear Leader

[nonliberal]

It said “song contest” not “snippet of song” or “one line of a song” contest.

[Copernicus]

http://johnjacobh.wordpress.com/2009/02/07/obamanation-porkulus-theme-song/

Best regards,

[Charles Henrickson]

Zero loves the little children
All the children in our schools
Red and yellow, black and white
Future voters in his sight
Zero loves the little children in our schools

"OK, now everybody, let's sing it together, on the count of three." "Alright! I like dat!" "One, two, three . . ."

MMM, MMM, MM! BARACK OBAMASSIAH
Tune: "Mmm, mmm, mm! Barack Hussein Obama" (at 0:33)

Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Obamassiah

He said our children we must raise
To trust his name and sing his praise
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Obamassiah

He said he wants to spread the wealth
And now he wants to run our health
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Obamassiah

He said we hate him 'cause he's black
His Marxist plans we thus attack
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Obamassiah

He said we got all wee-weed up
Do not disturb, do not disrupt!
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Obamassiah

No!
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Obamassiah

"OK, now let's do the song, everybody together. One, two, three . . ."

ALL HAIL, GLORIOUS EMPEROR
Tune: "Hello, Mr. President" (at 1:26)

All hail, Glorious Emperor, we come to worship you!
Our school has now become your church, and every desk a pew

All hail, Glorious Emperor, we really think you're great!
Our teachers fill our skulls of mush, it's called "Indoctrinate"

All hail, Glorious Emperor, we praise your holy name!
Our teachers make us wash our hands, and then they wash our brain

All hail, Glorious Emperor, we lift our hands in praise!
Our teachers hope you'll follow through and give them all a raise

So we praise you, Glorious Emperor, there's nothing more to say . . .
If we don't sing this crummy song, they won't give us an "A"!

In-doc-trinate!
In-doc-trinate!
In-doc-trinate!

[Kevmo]

Here’s a little song I wrote
ya might wanna sing it note for note
Don’t worry, be happy

Sung to the tune of “Oh! Susanna, don’t you cry for me.” .... “Oh, no Bama, please don’t lie to me... for I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.”

I come from Minnesota with my laptop on my knee; | I’m goin’ to Free Republic my true love for to see. | It rained all night the day you left, | the weather it was dry; | The sun so hot you froze to death, | Obama don’t you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I come from Minnesota, with my laptop on my knee.

I had a dream the other night, | When everything was still; | I thought I saw Obama dear, | A-coming for The Hill. | The smearing lie was in Duluth, | The croc tear in his eye, | Said I, I’m coming for the truth | Obama don’t you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I’m off to Free Republic, | with my laptop on my knee.

I fight in my pajamas, | It’s plain for all to see. | I aim to be the next Buckhead; | The media all hate me. | I fell in love with Sarah | When my sister bit a moose. | The Guvnor’s family ate it up | And then they set it loose. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I’m off to Free Republic, | with my laptop on my knee.

She loves her sons, she likes her guns, | and Triggernometry. | The media will jump the shark | When she makes history. | Well, JimRob knows she’ll pave the trolls | So controversially, | And Berg will knock Obama down | With friends of Hillary. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.

I soon will be in Hawaii, | And then I’ll look all ‘round, | And when I find his birth record, | I’ll fall upon the ground. | But if I do not find it, | This Freeper’ll surely die, | And when I’m dead and buried, | Obama don’t you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you cry for me; | I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2073903/posts?page=30#30

33 posted on Tuesday, September 09, 2008 9:46:19 AM by Kevmo (Obama Birth Certificate is a Forgery. http://www.freerepublic.com/tag/certifigate/index?tab=articles)
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[Dick Bachert]

Here’s one I did before the election. Doesn’t follow the rules but kinda catchy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp7lGqWRnls&feature=channel_page

[Razz Barry]

When I think of Obama songs I think of the song “Hosanna” from “Jesus Christ SuperStar”. Just change the name to “Hobama”.

[Hanna548]

I see what you are saying but if you go to the website and see what it is all about you will see that it is people creating a song together. I can’t explain every aspect of the thing in a simple promotional posting. If I could I wouldn’t need the website. I could possibly have worded it better however, but hey I am just a nobody trying to help the cause and have a little fun at the same time.

[Hanna548]

That is horrible and very good at the same time:)

[Hanna548]

I am getting so many whole songs, I am going to make up a 2nd web page to display them. These are too good:)

[Hanna548]

With permission of course:)

[KarinG1]

That is horrible and very good at the same time:)

It could be worse. Try substituting 'Barack Hussein Obama' with 'Hillary Rodham Clinton' to find out how much worse.

WARNING: Do Not attempt to do so immediately after eating or before sleeping!