[pikachu]

So a woman was pretending to he Hitler and started all that mess?!??!?! /snide

[Don Corleone]

There is some evidence that he is alive and well and living in central Washington D.C.

[scory]

Given the steady mythologizing of Hitler and the Nazis I have no doubt that this whole story of the skull will be incorporated into a tale of how Adolph faked his suicide, slipped out of Berlin through the Russian lines, escaped from Germany in the chaos that followed the war, and is now living in time capsule under the arctic ice waiting for the right time to emerge and conquer the world.

That the skull is not Hitler’s proves only that the Russians picked up the wrong skull in 1945. Since loose human skulls were not in short supply at the time this is not surprising.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

A skull fragment they found long afterwards and presumed, with zero evidence, to be Hitler's, isn't.

Doesn't prove or disprove anything.

[Scotswife]

So maybe the rumor he was hiding in the basement of our local American Legion aren’t so crazy after all?

[Petronski]

Some historians expressed doubt that the Führer had shot himself, speculating that accounts of Hitler's death had been embellished to present his suicide in a suitably heroic light.

Traudl Junge was a young secretary at the time, she had no incentive to embellish what she knew.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Sheesh. Everyone knows that Hitler escaped to Argentina and died there in 1972.

[CholeraJoe]

Eva Braun was 33 at the time of her death.

[theDentist]

Maybe that's Eva's.

I have a relative who INSISTS that Hitler not only escaped, but that he is alve and advising the Bildebergs on their plans to control the world. That he would be 120 years old now makes no difference.

[Dr. Sivana]

It's true. They saved Hitler's brain.

[GodBlessRonaldReagan]

[The Great RJ]

Despite this new revelation, it is well established that Hitler did commit suicide with Ava Braun in their bunker in 1945. Reliable witnesses tell of hearing a shot indicating that Hitler may have given himself a coupe de grace after biting on a cyanide capsule. While the exact details may never been known, there can be little or no doubt that Hitler died by his own hand in 1945.

[fso301]

While a mixup (accidental or not) may have occurred with the skull, there can be no doubt that Hitler and Eva died in the bunker because too many bunker occupants survived to give lifetimes of substantially similar stories of their suicides and subsequent partial cremation.

[1066AD]

Reminds me of a book called The Berkut.
Good yarn !

[JimC214]

So Bart Simpson really got Hitler on the phone.

[dfwgator]

“Family Guy” got it right...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm-hxr5rBiU