Posted on 10/09/2009 9:27:52 AM PDT by erkyl
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
North Pole. The real Santa and Mrs. Clause received eviction notice today and have been ordered to vacate the North Pole immediately so that the newly appointed Barack and Michelle Obama can begin serving immediately as the new (and improved) Santa and Mrs. Clause. The drastic move became necessary as the former Santa and Mrs. Clause continually asserted that Barack and Michelle could not possibly become Santa because of his Muslim religion. However, that notion was dismissed by the Presiding Majority Elf Leader, Nancy Pelosi, calling the former Santa and Mrs. Clause "artificial snow". "As the holiday season approaches, it was imperative to make this change quickly or face certain catastrophe in the upcoming holiday season. Imagine all the children of the world not receiving their toys because Barack and Michelle could not do their duly appointed job of being all things to all people."
Rudolph was not available for comment, but Donner and Blitzen were overheard while enjoying a carrot snack in the barn that plans were being made for a local protest amongst the former Santa and Mrs. Clause supporters. They were referring to the protest as a "Hot Chocolate Party" in reference to the time the Abominable Snowman once tried to take over, but was promptly brought down by an onslaught of angry elves hurling hot chocolate in his face. Those same elves are said to be just as angry at this latest usurping of the rightful Santa's position. Expect angry mobs and manufactured protests to ensue at the North Pole over the next several weeks.
He’s already the Tooth Fairy in Detroit. So, there.
He’s already the Tooth Fairy in Detroit. So, there.
Just proves that there is no sanity clause.
Why.....he certainly is, isn’t he? ;-)
Why isn’t this in Breaking News?
0bama is going to be the most detested man in America by this time next year.
LOL! Look at the ‘BREAKING NEWS’ column on the right. >>>>>>>
LMAO!
That is a marvelous picture
Bwa hah ha ha!
He thinks he’s Robin Hood.
That’s a stretch because Obama would have to believe in Jesus Christ.
Obama is more the type to end Christmas altogether.
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