Posted on 10/09/2009 10:04:23 AM PDT by 95Theses
On a day which has already seen an unprecedented number of contests, awards, and competitions surprisingly go his way, President B. Hussein Obama now has one more feather in his cap: the presidency of George W. Bush.
The Florida Supreme Court and United States Supreme Court, in an extraordinary and highly unconstitutional joint session, have granted former Vice-President Gore's request for a targeted recount of the 2000 presidential election results in select Florida counties.
Furthermore, the joint court has declared Obama to be the winner of the recount, thereby gaining all of Florida's electoral votes in the 2000 election. While some may call the combined court's subsequent declaration of Obama as the winner of the 2000 election a leap in logic, Justice Stephen Breyer explained: "We were told all along that whoever won Florida would win the election. It was in all the European papers. It must be law."
Thus, B. Hussein Obama has actually been the president of the United States since January, 2001. As a result, the court found that the events of George W. Bush's presidency never actually occurred, as Bush's presidency never actually occurred, either. To wit, 1) There were no terrorist attacks on the United States on September 11, 2001; 2) The United States never sent American troops overseas to Iraq or Afghanistan; 3) No hurricane (whether called "Katrina" or some other name) struck the Gulf Coast in 2005. Instead, the court declared that America has been filled nothing but rainbows and fuzzy teddy bears since the Obama presidency began in 2001.
Odds are 60-40 that this is satire.
Now THAT’s good satire! LOL
Gore is gonna be SOOOOOO pissed!!!
Yeah - ACORN workers ‘found’ the ballots.
BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
OMG! THANKS for the great laugh!!! Too funny!
To come in third in a two-man race...
Marvelous piece! ;^D
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