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BREAKING - Barack Hussein Obama Declared Winner of 2000 Florida Recount
10/9/09 | Self

Posted on 10/09/2009 10:04:23 AM PDT by 95Theses

On a day which has already seen an unprecedented number of contests, awards, and competitions surprisingly go his way, President B. Hussein Obama now has one more feather in his cap: the presidency of George W. Bush.

The Florida Supreme Court and United States Supreme Court, in an extraordinary and highly unconstitutional joint session, have granted former Vice-President Gore's request for a targeted recount of the 2000 presidential election results in select Florida counties.

Furthermore, the joint court has declared Obama to be the winner of the recount, thereby gaining all of Florida's electoral votes in the 2000 election. While some may call the combined court's subsequent declaration of Obama as the winner of the 2000 election a leap in logic, Justice Stephen Breyer explained: "We were told all along that whoever won Florida would win the election. It was in all the European papers. It must be law."

Thus, B. Hussein Obama has actually been the president of the United States since January, 2001. As a result, the court found that the events of George W. Bush's presidency never actually occurred, as Bush's presidency never actually occurred, either. To wit, 1) There were no terrorist attacks on the United States on September 11, 2001; 2) The United States never sent American troops overseas to Iraq or Afghanistan; 3) No hurricane (whether called "Katrina" or some other name) struck the Gulf Coast in 2005. Instead, the court declared that America has been filled nothing but rainbows and fuzzy teddy bears since the Obama presidency began in 2001.


TOPICS: Government; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: obamasatirevanity; obamawins; wins

1 posted on 10/09/2009 10:04:24 AM PDT by 95Theses
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To: 95Theses

Odds are 60-40 that this is satire.


2 posted on 10/09/2009 10:07:26 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: 95Theses

Now THAT’s good satire! LOL


3 posted on 10/09/2009 10:10:57 AM PDT by Teacher317
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To: 95Theses
Now...More Than Ever..
4 posted on 10/09/2009 10:12:29 AM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (FR.....Monthly Donors Wanted.)
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To: 95Theses

Gore is gonna be SOOOOOO pissed!!!


5 posted on 10/09/2009 10:12:58 AM PDT by Mr. Jazzy ("I AM JIM THOMPSON!!!")
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To: 95Theses

Yeah - ACORN workers ‘found’ the ballots.


6 posted on 10/09/2009 10:14:06 AM PDT by Jack Hammer (w)
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To: 95Theses

BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


7 posted on 10/09/2009 10:15:31 AM PDT by Crim
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To: 95Theses

OMG! THANKS for the great laugh!!! Too funny!


8 posted on 10/09/2009 10:22:31 AM PDT by RowdyFFC (Nancy Pelosi...please deny her any health care....)
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To: Mr. Jazzy
Gore is gonna be SOOOOOO pissed!!!

To come in third in a two-man race...

9 posted on 10/09/2009 10:42:32 AM PDT by meyer (Do not go gentle into that good night - Rage, rage against the dying of the light.)
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To: 95Theses

Marvelous piece! ;^D


10 posted on 10/09/2009 11:17:59 AM PDT by Right_in_Virginia
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To: 95Theses
MMM MMM MMM BARACK HUSSEIN OBONGO MMM MMM MMM
11 posted on 10/09/2009 4:33:14 PM PDT by mojitojoe (Socialism is just the last “feel good” step on the path to Communism and its slavery. Lenin)
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