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Obama named the NEW James Bond! Will become agent Double-O-Bama!!!
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Posted on 10/09/2009 10:17:57 AM PDT by Mr. Jazzy

This just in from Hollywood sources, Barak Hussein Obama has been named the NEW James Bond for the up coming filming of "The Marxist With The Golden Tongue".

Details to follow ...


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: jamesbond; kingoftheworld; obama; wins

1 posted on 10/09/2009 10:17:58 AM PDT by Mr. Jazzy
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To: Mr. Jazzy

Agent double Zero.....00


2 posted on 10/09/2009 10:18:47 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: Mr. Jazzy

License to thrill...


3 posted on 10/09/2009 10:25:43 AM PDT by SandWMan ( I'm still trying to find the section in the Constitution that mentions "nation building".......)
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Michelle to be cast as Jaws in remake of the Spy who Loved Me.
4 posted on 10/09/2009 10:36:33 AM PDT by dblshot
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To: Mr. Jazzy
(Repeated from the other Obama as new James Bond thread)

Obama will be starring in From Norway with Love, You Only Vote Twice and Chicago Royale

5 posted on 10/09/2009 10:58:15 AM PDT by agere_contra
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To: Mr. Jazzy
I'm not usually a lyrics poster. In fact, I always COMPLAIN about such posters. But, on a Double-O-Bama thread, the Goldfinger lyrics are most appropriate. In fact, it seems like they were written just for HIM.

Everybody sing now:

Goldfinger.
He's the man, the man with Midas touch.
A spider's touch.
Such a cold finger.
Beckons you, to enter his web of sin.
But don't go in.
Golden words he will paw in your ear, but his lies can't disguise what you fear.
For a golden girl knows when he's kissed her, it's the kiss of death, from Mr. Goldfinger.
Pretty girl, beware of his heart of gold.
This heart is cold.
Golden words he will paw in your ear, but his lies can't disguise what you fear.
For a golden girl knows when he's kissed her, it's the kiss of death, from Mr. Goldfinger.
Pretty girl, beware of his heart of gold.
This heart is cold.
He loves only gold.
Only gold.
He loves gold.
He loves only gold.
Only gold.
He loves gold.

6 posted on 10/09/2009 1:20:10 PM PDT by my_pointy_head_is_sharp (The Libs play dirty. When all else fails, call the Conservatives "racist".)
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To: Mr. Jazzy
In related news, Dr. No endorses public option healthcare plan...

7 posted on 10/09/2009 1:23:35 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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Enthusiastically, I see.


8 posted on 10/09/2009 2:23:20 PM PDT by Mr. Jazzy ("I AM JIM THOMPSON!!!")
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