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Posted on 10/09/2009 10:49:18 AM PDT by EveningStar
[ed. note: republished and amended from a 2007 post]
Dear BARACK OBAMA :
Congratulations! On behalf of the selection committee, I am pleased to announce that you have been named a 2009 recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize, in recognition of your tireless efforts to STRENGTHEN INTERNATIONAL DIPLOMACY AND COOPERATION .
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"The Player's Club GoldCard is recognized everywhere -- even in hell! I redeemed my Players GoldPoints at Club Satan for an exciting eternity of getting pounded up the [redacted]. Thanks, NobelCo!" -- Yasser Arafat (1994)"Don't miss the boat like I did, comrade! I forgot to enroll, and now I'm spending eternity pounding Yasser Arafat up the [redacted]." -- Le Duc Tho (1973)
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What? What? That is the funniest part.
In a just world, Hawk, you would be on your way to Stockholm this December for the Literature Prize. Who wants to draft the nomination letter to the Swedish Academy?
Oh Lordy, I forgot about Rigoberta Menchu winning the Nobel as well.
Having committed the amazing act of plagiarizing HER OWN AUTOBIOGRAPHY!
Another classic.
Classic IowaHawk. LMFAO!!!
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I am dying laughing! I love that one of the benefits is a trip to the Olympics in Rio.
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