Posted on 10/09/2009 11:22:28 AM PDT by Sender
Oslo, Oct 9, 2009 - The Nobel Peace Prize commission today made the startling declaration that President Barack Hussein Obama is in fact the long-awaited Fifth Element, completing the four existing elements of Earth, Wind, Fire and Water.
As President Obama takes his place on the Fifth Pedestal, it is widely expected that a blinding beam of light will shoot out of his mouth, which will reverse the advance of global warming and warring.
The commission once erroneously thought that ex-President Jimmy Carter was the Fifth Element, but when placed on the pedestal, only blinding ignorance came out of his mouth.
The White House staff have forbidden the press from attending the first attempts at ascending the pedestal. Several delivery trucks from styrofoam and stage lighting companies were seen entering the site.
Bruce Willis skeptical.
Just when I think it can’t get any funnier - it does. Thank you!
I can’t resist joining this temporary insanity.
It isn’t tempoarary.
There already was a fifth element: quintessence. It’s the stuff that heavenly bodies are made of.
Galileo (party pooper) maintained that the moon was just dirt and rocks.
(must add to my favs list!)
Love it!
My two favs:
Carla Bruni Leaves Sarkozy for Obama!
Obama becomes the second student in Starfleet Academy’s history to defeat the Kobayashi Maru test!!
Best one yet, LOL
I frequently get the feeling he is the ‘prophet’ of the one that is on his way and I don’t mean Christ.
I’d much rather hang out with her than with The Magic Zero.
Better the Zero than his wookie.
And I'd rather hang out with 'Shelley the Wookie, than with Barry the Magic Zero.
IMHO. YMMV.
Milla invented the duct-tape-kini. Big bada boom!
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