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Terrorism and Bathtubs
American Thinker ^ | October 15, 2009 | Randall Hoven

Posted on 10/14/2009 10:44:58 PM PDT by neverdem

We have nothing to fear except maybe bathtubs, apparently.  Or perhaps, those who ignore mathematics are condemned to repeat false assertions.

"One's chance of being killed in a terrorist attack is many times less than one's chance of drowning in a bathtub or being killed by a fall from scaffolding or a ladder."  Cato Institute's Handbook for Congress.

"... it is worth remembering that the total number of people killed since 9/11 by Al Qaeda or Qaeda-like operatives outside of Afghanistan and Iraq is not much higher than the number who drown in bathtubs in the United States in a single year, and that the lifetime chance of an American being killed by international terrorism is about one in 80,000 -- about the same chance of being killed by a comet or a meteor."  John Mueller, a political scientist at Ohio State University and the author of Overblown: How Politicians, the Terrorism Industry and Others Stoke National Security Fears

"... the danger of dying in a bathtub, for example, is greater than from a terrorist attack."  Barry Glassner, professor of sociology at the University of Southern California and the author of "The Culture of Fear." 

"In the year 2000, your chance as an American of being killed in a terrorist attack in the United States was exactly zero. In 2002, your chance of dying in a terrorist incident was, again, ZERO. And in 2003, as of this writing, the total number of people to die in the United States from acts of terror? Zero. Even in the tragic year of 2001, your chance as an American of dying in an act of terrorism in this country was 1 in 100,000." Michael Moore, in his book "Dude, Where's my Country."
To stipulate,  344 people drowned in bathtubs in 2005, and 477 died by falling from a ladder or scaffolding.  Since there were about 297 million people in the US in 2005, the odds of dying by falling from a ladder or scaffolding were one in 621,608 for example, according to the National Safety Council

The number of people killed by nuclear bombs in the US in 2000: zero.  In 2002: ZERO.  In 2001: also zero.  In fact, I looked it up for all years in the US going back to 1776, and it was zero every single year.

Therefore we should not fear nuclear war at all -- zero, zip, nada.  Concerned scientists can put their clocks away.  We can rip up all those anti-proliferation treaties.

What's wrong with this analysis?  Multiple things.

In Michael Moore's case, he needs to be told that "chances" have to do with future events.  Speaking of the "chance" of something happening to you years ago is meaningless nonsense.  My "chance" of dying in 2001, by any means you care to name, is now zero -- for the simple reason that I didn't die then.  The trick is to predict chances about the future

Secondly, Moore et al completely ignored preventive measures.  The reason so few people die from snake bites (only seven in the US in 2005) might very well be due to our "irrational" fear of snakes and the extra precautions we therefore take with them.  Same for terrorism.  You think no one would have died in 2002 or 2003 from terrorist attacks in the US if we had done nothing to prevent them?

Third, and most importantly, Moore et al ignored what investment advisors are required to tell us: past performance does not guarantee future results.  If we calculate odds the way Michael Moore et al do, i.e., counting past occurrences and dividing by the population and time period over which they occurred, the probability of any new way of dying would be zero.  If no one ever died from X before, the chances of dying from X in the future is zero.

Many of these people lecturing us about how stupid we are in comprehending probability, presented seriously flawed mathematical analyses themselves.  The theory of estimating a probability from physical observations is called "statistics".  Statistics require there first be some physical observations.  And without some understanding of the underlying physical mechanism, even several observations are of little or no use.

Take dice.  If you did not even have an idea of how many sides a die has, you would have no idea of the probability of any particular outcome.  How many sides does terrorism have?

Even if you knew how many sides on a die, but nothing else, you could not assume each side is as likely to turn up as any other side.  To estimate that, you'd have to roll the die several times for as many sides as it has.  Lots of times.  Even then, how would you know the die would be consistent over time?  What if the "numbers" were crawling bugs on a jello die instead of dents in hard plastic?

These simple examples reveal that certain assumptions must be made about a physical process before it can be modeled by the mathematics of probability.  Have you ever heard of the assumption of ergodicity, for example?  What about statistical independence and time invariance?  Those must be the characteristics of a stochastic process in order to make estimates using simple calculations like frequency of occurrence over time.

Try proving that terrorism, as a stochastic process, is ergodic, for example.  If you can't prove it, or at least make a reasonable case to assume it, then your calculations are for naught.  If you have no idea what terms such as "stochastic", "time invariant" and "ergodic" mean, I suggest you be more bashful in your public claims about "chances."

These assumptions undergirding probability theory have to do with the natural world.  But terrorism and nuclear war are acts of man -- thinking, motivated and zealous men.  (One might even call them "man-caused disasters".)  Believe it or not, men occasionally do what has never been done before.  Have you heard of copyrights and patents?

Before the US dropped atomic bombs on Japan, the "chance" of dying from an atom bomb was absolutely zero in Michael Moore Calculus.  Tell that to those going about their daily routines in Hiroshima and Nagasaki in 1945.

In fact, the "probabilities" go the wrong way.  If history tells us anything, it is that humans will kill each other, in small numbers and large, by ever more ingenious methods.  Catapults in one era, iron maidens, Zyclon B, nuclear bombs and box-cutters on airplanes in others.

Advanced technology is not always necessary.  Machetes came in pretty handy in Rwanda a few years ago.  But now the technology is also there.  Pakistan has nuclear warheads.  North Korea has tested some, too.  Saddam Hussein had chemical and biological weapons and programs.  (Yes, he did.  The only doubts were how ready-to-go they were in March 2003.)  I'm thinking Iran's interest in nuclear technology is not just about powering light bulbs and television sets.

For you political science and sociology professors, non-documentary documentary makers, and other stochastic process experts, please answer some of these other probability questions.


We can make nonsense probability calculations and treat terrorism as a low-probability, low casualty rate, criminal matter.  Or we can treat it as a serious matter of national defense.

If we treat it as a police matter, where would you suggest the chalk outline go after the first biological warfare attack?

Randall Hoven can be contacted at randall.hoven@gmail.com or via his web site, randallhoven.com.


TOPICS: Editorial; Foreign Affairs; Politics/Elections; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: obama

1 posted on 10/14/2009 10:44:58 PM PDT by neverdem
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To: neverdem

Maybe I should carry some shampoo and “wash that man right out of my hair and send him on his way!”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNQjdZSm4oo&feature=related


2 posted on 10/14/2009 10:48:15 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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To: neverdem
A terrorist's probability of being blinded by his own shampoo, is greater than that of being harmed in any way by waterboarding!
3 posted on 10/14/2009 10:52:40 PM PDT by rfp1234
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To: neverdem

Yeah, Cato (and Moore) sounds too... just-so on this issue.

It’s not a situation at an equilibrium.

Likelihoods that trouble will brew in the future from all sources have to be calculated.

IOW, amen brother


4 posted on 10/14/2009 10:57:12 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (ACORN: Absolute Criminal Organization of Reprobate Nuisances)
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To: HiTech RedNeck

Those people who died in the terror attacks all had the same slim odds...

until those odds went to 100%...


5 posted on 10/14/2009 11:05:53 PM PDT by Crim
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To: Crim

And it’s not like a terror attack just happens and that’s that, like a tornado or hurricane or flood. The jihadist scums are emboldened by successes.


6 posted on 10/14/2009 11:08:26 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (ACORN: Absolute Criminal Organization of Reprobate Nuisances)
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To: neverdem
"In the year 2000, your chance as an American of being killed in a terrorist attack in the United States was exactly zero. In 2002, your chance of dying in a terrorist incident was, again, ZERO. And in 2003, as of this writing, the total number of people to die in the United States from acts of terror? Zero.

The entire piece is based on lies. The DC snipers? The attack in LAX that left a Jewish man dead? The attack in the mall in Utah? The attack with a car on a college campus? Wasn't a Jewish man attacked in Seattle two or three years ago? I don't recall if he was killed.

I used to respect the CATO Institute. I guess they go on my 'no credibility' list. Ain't no way off of that. BOR, meet CATO.

7 posted on 10/14/2009 11:48:40 PM PDT by TigersEye (Everybody knows it's a spotted dog...)
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To: TigersEye

Not so fast. You might want to re-read the article. The quote you cite to show that the “entire piece is based on lies” is from Michael Moore. The article’s author isn’t saying that.

To the contrary. Hoven’s article is not “based on lies” but it is about lies, and how they’re created through faulty logic and statistics.

The whole point of the article, which I think is very well taken, is that these statistics are NOT sound bases for determining how “safe” we are. The author is calling them out on their flawed logic and methodology. Even if every one of the statistics were accurate, Hoven is saying they are meaningless and improper correlates to the dangers of terrorism.


8 posted on 10/15/2009 2:39:20 AM PDT by Eroteme
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To: Eroteme

If anyone should be a victim of terrorism, I nominate Michael fatazz Moore!


9 posted on 10/15/2009 3:35:49 AM PDT by iopscusa (El Vaquero. (SC Lowcountry Cowboy))
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To: Eroteme

“....how they’re created through faulty logic.”
When I was young, the term was “fuzzy minded liberals”; we were too polite and credited them with more “good intentions” than they deserved.


10 posted on 10/15/2009 4:06:40 AM PDT by BilLies
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To: neverdem
Have you ever heard of the assumption of ergodicity, for example? What about statistical independence and time invariance?

This author is a fool. Of course someone as brilliant as Michael Moore would have taken these factors into account.

You weren't expecting me to post a sarcasm tag, were you?

11 posted on 10/15/2009 4:13:42 AM PDT by Hardastarboard (Maureen Dowd is right. I DON'T like our President's color. He's a Red.)
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To: Eroteme

My bad. I was too tired to read the whole thing. That makes sense then that my criticism actually goes to MM. I thought CATO had gone over to the dark side.


12 posted on 10/15/2009 11:55:42 AM PDT by TigersEye (Everybody knows it's a spotted dog...)
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