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Urinate on the compost heap to save the planet says the National Trust
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthnews/6554958/Urinate-on-the-compost-heap-to-save-the-planet-says-the-National-Trust.html ^
| Nov. 13, 2009
| Louise Gray
Posted on 11/13/2009 6:47:38 AM PST by COUNTrecount
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Urinate on the compost heap to save the planet says the National Trust.
To: COUNTrecount
OK! Guys will like it but wifey won't.
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posted on
11/13/2009 6:50:07 AM PST
by
johnandrhonda
(have you hugged your banjo today?)
To: COUNTrecount
Not sure about “saving the planet” ... but it is a great source of nitrates.
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posted on
11/13/2009 6:50:10 AM PST
by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: COUNTrecount
I prefer to urinate on photos of Al Bore & Barry Obammy.
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posted on
11/13/2009 6:50:21 AM PST
by
kromike
To: steelyourfaith
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posted on
11/13/2009 6:50:44 AM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: COUNTrecount
> Men should urinate outside on their compost heaps to help fertilise their gardens and save on flushing the lavatory, the National Trust has urged.
Don’t waste it on compost heaps: instead pee on the roses. They thrive on the nitrates and will reward your efforts with amazing blooms.
It’s true.
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posted on
11/13/2009 6:52:26 AM PST
by
DieHard the Hunter
(Is mise an ceann-cinnidh. Cha ghéill mi do dhuine. Fà g am bealach.)
To: COUNTrecount
How wonderful to know that I've been saving the planet for years!
At our getaway home in the remote desert, I usually use the "male bathroom" under a Joshua tree when nature calls. Of course, I do so because I want to put off as long as possible the $25 fee to have a 1,000 gallons of water delivered to my underground cistern.
And to think I always thought I was cheap. Now I realize I'm practically Captain Planet!
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posted on
11/13/2009 6:54:06 AM PST
by
Flycatcher
(God speaks to us, through the supernal lightness of birds, in a special type of poetry.)
To: COUNTrecount
I live in the sticks. I go when and where the mood strikes me.
I call it bonding time with the dogs.
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posted on
11/13/2009 6:54:17 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
To: COUNTrecount
And to think how much time I wasted yelling at my young nephews to stop doing that in their back yard and to get into the house. Tsk, tsk. Of course this doesn’t mention anything about sanitation or health risks. We can go back to oozing, stinking ditches down the streets, just like in the middle ages, heck even Victorian days!
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posted on
11/13/2009 6:55:11 AM PST
by
JoyjoyfromNJ
(Psalm 121)
To: kromike
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posted on
11/13/2009 6:55:22 AM PST
by
tanuki
(The only color of a leader that should matter is the color of his spine.)
To: COUNTrecount
What about getting caught for ‘indecent exposure’? ;-)
To: COUNTrecount
Newspapers are a prime candidate for biodegrading. So what they're really saying is, we should all urinate on
The Telegraph. Come to think of it, I can think of quite a few other, even better, candidates for this treatment as well. The New York Times... The Los Angeles Times... and others...
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posted on
11/13/2009 6:56:06 AM PST
by
john in springfield
(One has to belong to the intelligentsia to believe such things.No ordinary man could be such a fool.)
To: COUNTrecount
As Dave Berry used to say — “You can’t make this stuff up!”
To: tanuki
How about night soil? There’s a tradition that was tossed in error, too ...//rolling eyes.
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posted on
11/13/2009 6:57:32 AM PST
by
bboop
(Tar and feathers -- good back then, good now)
To: DieHard the Hunter
too bad all of my Roses are in my front yard... :P
To: john in springfield
Urine is too good for those rags.
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posted on
11/13/2009 6:59:42 AM PST
by
COUNTrecount
(Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither)
To: RushIsMyTeddyBear
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posted on
11/13/2009 7:00:42 AM PST
by
COUNTrecount
(Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither)
To: COUNTrecount; Diana in Wisconsin; gardengirl; girlangler; SunkenCiv; HungarianGypsy; Gabz; ...
Ok All of you on the Weekly Garden Thread - lets save the planet!
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posted on
11/13/2009 7:01:03 AM PST
by
Red_Devil 232
(VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
To: COUNTrecount
Urinate on the compost heap to save the planet says the National Trust, News update. Congress to hold umbrellas for the 2010 elections.
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posted on
11/13/2009 7:01:07 AM PST
by
dragonblustar
("... and if you disagree with me, then you sir, are worse than Hitler!" - Greg Gutfeld)
To: RushIsMyTeddyBear
Forget Indecent Exposure -- today you'll be charged with a Sex Crime and you'll forever have to register with police when you move and the locals will shun and ostracize you the rest of your days. This is true and has already happened around the country. Google
"sex crime" urinating in public. This is SERIOUS stuff - the last thing you want on your record.
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