....meeeeoooooowwwwww....
Posted on 11/27/2009 10:50:28 PM PST by OldDeckHand
(With apologies to William Blake)
Tiger! Tiger! Burning bright
Did go cheating in the night,
What immortal hand of eye
Could slice thy handsome symmetry?
So what distant skanky thighs
Caught the corner of thine eyes?
In what hotel dare thee aspire?
Which golf glove dare seize the fire?
And what sneaking, lying art
Could twist a loyal Swedish heart?
And when that heart thee did break,
What dread anger did thee shake?
Why the 9-iron? Why this pain?
In what brothel was thy brain?
What the swing? What dread grasp
Dare thy Caddy rear door clasp?
When thee dashed down driveway lane,
And watered bloody in thy pain,
Wiped your eyes, the hydrant to see?
Did thee even see that tree?
Tiger! Tiger! Burning bright
Did go cheating in the night
Twas her rejected hand or eye
Who sliced and hooked thy symmetry.
Thought so.
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I do vaguely remember that. That was a little more about states stripping couples of the spousal privilege in DV cases. I thought it was a bad idea then, and still do today.
Wife heard the neighbor ask Tiger if he wanted to "play a round".
....meeeeoooooowwwwww....
I’m of two minds on this one.
If he hasn’t been fooling around with other women, divorce that crazy wife before it’s too late. Her bezerker self-esteem problems equals nutsville, so if he doesn’t and tries to stick it out, he and the kids will suffer horribly and unnecessarily.
But if he has committed adultery, she’ll be better off without him. Now he knows this is one woman who will not tolerate being cheated on. So get out, Tiger, or stop your stupid fooling around with cuties.
Nope, Women are the instigators of violence between couples.
Also, Women are more likely to slap, or hit, a spouse out
of anger before a man. Why? Because women know they can lie and
get away with it.
A Woman hits a Man, Man stops woman, Woman gets a bruise,
Man gets 10-years.
Any questions?
I think he should go to the World Challenge. So what if he’s got scratches? Show the world you are serious and keep your private life private.
The Unknown Golfer...
Earlier reports said she broke a back window to help him get out of the car with a golf club.
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If true, more like she possibly broke a
back window to get AT him.
Would take quite the spitfire to do that
.. and she looks so demure and sweet.
Hope it’s not true .. but I do think it
sounds like they could’ve had a fight and
he hustled out of there at the time of
night.
Tiger was already a Half-a-billionaire before he married her. I would be shocked if he didn't have a iron-clad prenup that was carved in granite and signed in blood.
Still, even with a prenup, the child-support - even if arranged with preconditions - is going to be STEEP with two kids. Suffice to say, she'll live very comfortably for at least the next 16-17 years.
You are correct. The femanazis have burned into the general populations perception (Once again PC strikes) that in cases of domestic violence it is ALWAYS the male that is the aggressor when in fact it is closer to a 50/50 split as to who got thumped. Ask any cop. A frying pan or, in this case, a driver, is the great equalizer.
I kinda like the versimilitude of Mrs W bashing him with a golf club——his most precious possession. She sure showed him what she thinks of his (cough) golf skills.
Too bad there’s no audio of the words she used when she “clubbed” him.
“You think you’ve been in the rough? When I get through with you, your mashie will look like a corkscrew.”
That is the funniest post I have ever read on this site. Thanks for that. A big hat tip to TMZ on their ability to break another huge story. They are on a roll.
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