Posted on 12/15/2009 8:52:32 PM PST by rdl6989
Dearest Kimmy,
How I long your embrace. How I REALLY long your approval numbers. Hubba! Hubba!
100% approval for 15 straight years is no small feat!! Congrats!
Let me be clear. Someday America will come to appreciate Barack Hussein Obama in the same way that North Korea does for you.
Do you like me? Circle Y or N.
I know you are ronry, and I promise one day real soon, that you and I will meet in Washington DC and I’ll let you stay in the Lincoln bedroom, and we’ll ship off Michelle My Belle to Oprah’s place for a few days - and then you and I can jump on the bed and MAYBE have a pillowfight, I don’t know yet, we’ll just have to see how the night goes, I’ll send for Ben and have him make it rain on us (with newly printed Benjamins of course).
Do you like Smores? I do if you do. See you real soon.
Sincerely,
Your Sugar Bear
Doesn’t the (extremely short) length of Kim Jong Mentally Ill’s fingers indicate something about the magnitude of his executive package?
(typo) like=look
Dear Kim Jong,
I’m so ronery.
Cue up music: “What Can I Say, After I Say I’m Sorry”...
Dear Kim Jong,
I’m so ronery.
Shucks, that is funny.
Dear Kimbo,
Things are not going so well over here. At this point in my administration, I thought we’d be laughing at unicorns while it rained Skittles from the sky. Our vision of utopia is being held back by those evil Republicans.
Can you help me out somehow by creating some crisis? I need to look tough, and I promise to make it worth your while.
I was walking by someone’s office today, and a country song was on - it reminded me of you:
Do you love me? Do you want to be my friend? If you do, well then don’t be afraid to take me by the hand if you want to...I think this is how love goes - Check YES or NO.
Bye, sweetie...call me on the red phone sometime; the White House gets kind of lonely, homey!
Hugs and Kisses,
Wham Bam!
P.S. Can you believe the price of arugula?
Dear Leader Kim:
Please let me know your techniques for suppressing the population during a currency riot.
I may need that info soon!
Yours,
Barry Soetoro < / Indonesia>
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Did he use Juche Girl to translate it for him?
I hope so. It would be nice to have her back online.
Kim Jong-il knows that Zero is weak and feels he can do whatever he likes.
BTTT
"We do not comment on private diplomatic correspondence," said White House National Security Council spokesman Mike Hammer.I never thought I'd see the day when Mike Hammer would agree to work for Zero. ;')
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