The good news: 1122 more days until the Big Swarthy Wee Wee leaves office forever
The bad news: 1122 days is a long time
Posted on 12/25/2009 6:34:45 AM PST by Zakeet
For his first lie in office, Obama said he'd be
A model of transparency.
On his second day in office, Obama let us see Two brand-new czars
And no sign of that transparency.
For his third lie in office, Obama said, "Trust me,
Three million jobs,"
Dozens of czars,
But no sign of that transparency
For his fourth gaffe in office, he made apology
To all the world,
But no new jobs,
To many czars,
And no hint of that transparency
After five weeks in office, the trend was plain to see:
Five dates with wife,
Insults to the Queen
Wrong gifts to Brown
It's Bush's fault
And a tanking economy
After seating his cohorts, Obama told TV,
"I'll shut down Gitmo!
Dates with Michelle,
Insults to the Brits,
Bowing to scum,
Lost the Olympics,
It's Bush's fault,
And the Jews can take care of themselves."
For his seventh mess in office, Obama said, "Let's see:
How 'bout cash for clunkers,
Release the detainees,
Fly Air Force One,
Bow to a king,
Win a Nobel Prize,
Borrow from the Chinese,
It's all Bush's fault,
And the answer is still Kumbaya."
After eight weeks of hope, change, and bold audacity,
Dems attacked the right wing,
People and tea parties,
Czars would not pay taxes,
I Am The One,
Pardons to Islam,
Beer summit,
Cap and Trade,
It's STILL Bush's fault,
"And we need single payer health care."
On the ninth tier of hell did Obama next decree:
"Universal Health Care!
Let's shut down Rush Limbaugh!
More Latino judges!
Damn the Constitution!
Help me, Karl Marx!
Screw Afghanistan!
Polls don't count!
Biden is O.K.
Bush is still to blame,
And we don't need those Republicans."
At the tenth grade of learning, Obama's state party,
Crashers hit the spotlight,
There was egg on faces,
Desiree's not guilty,
Bush is not the villain,
Late night shows are cruel,
Gibbs is tongue-tied,
This ain't fun no more,
Ratings stink,
Health Care's down the tubes,
Unemployment's at ten per cent.
In his eleventh hour of tenure, Obama takes a B
For his performance
Achieving nothing,
Smiling at the cameras,
Bowing to the tyrants,
Snubbing loyal allies,
Mortgaging the future,
Discouraging soldiers,
Faux Nobel Prize,
Global Warming's shamed,
Mike Moore's pissed,
Stimulus struck out,
And Iran gave us the raspberry.
At the twelfth hour of year one, now spending is a spree
Twelve trillion debit
Laws made in secret,
Nobody's read them,
"Just give me something!
We can fix it later.
Legacy's at stake here,
SOTU's coming,
Soros, call me!!!"
This is hope and change,
In full stride,
At Christmas time,
In a f*cked up economy.
The good news: 1122 more days until the Big Swarthy Wee Wee leaves office forever
The bad news: 1122 days is a long time
He even needs a teleprompter to salute.
Good Job Zakeet. May I have permission to copy and play?
Now, on this blessed day, where in spite of Obama we celebrate the birth and life of our Savior, and rejoice through giving, let us never forget He who is the author of not only our salvation, but of our mortal and immortal liberty as well.
As long as you give it the widest possible exposure ... especially among Libtards.
Last night at mass when the choir sang “I heard the bells on Christmas Day” I had to frown a bit at the line “the wrong will fail, the right prevail.” I have my doubts right now. But we have to have, dare I say it, hope!
Made me a little sick though to see zer0 Christmas ornaments and calendars in some stores! I can only assume they are not selling well.
Sickening.
My guess that more are being shoplifted than sold.
God is not dead nor doth He sleep.
The Wrong SHALL FAIL, The RIGHT Prevail,
With Peace on Earth, Good Will To Men.
It may not be easy, but the Right Will Prevail. There are more of us willing to accept pain and suffering than there are of them [Liberals]. Libs tend to cry whenever they’re challenged to a fight because they’re just Bullies. The Chicago-Thugs are mostly bluff and posturing.
Ne’er forget to use Saul Alinsky’s Rules back at the Liberals. Especially RIDICULE and forcing them to live up to their own bragging.
So, where’s my free car? Where’s my free gasoline? Where’s my free house payment? 0bama PROMISED. Did he LIE? You know LOL and LIE have three letters. And if you put them together you get LOLLIE which is what 0bama has been doing about getting us our FREE stuff. Lollie Gaggling around instead of giving us our FREE stuff. He’s a Lollie liar.
And I could go on, but you get the drift. OH and write your letters to the Editor using similar tactics.
MAKE THE LIBERALS AND 0BAMA LIVE UP TO HIS PRE-ELECTION PROMISES. Put the Libs on the defensive. And of course the “transparency” quote is priceless. Like 0bama handed us a perfect talking point.
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