Posted on 01/04/2010 8:47:19 AM PST by mimi from mi
Please disregard if this has been posted before. An e-mail I received this morning:
Senior Health Care Solution So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you, what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. Your are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives. Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need! New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered. And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.
IS THIS A GREAT GOVERNMENT OR WHAT?!
(sorry I can't post the great photo of Maxine to go along with this)
She forgot one thing. You may also get a new boy friend.....whether you want one or not. All depends on how cute your butt is.
Can I trade one representative for a third Senator? Two is just not enough. How would I choose?
No. Just ask for the death penalty. You get a cell all to yourself and (unless you're in Texas) you'll die of old age before they carry out the sentence.
If you wasted 2 senators and two reps you would be considered a HERO in prison and nobody will mess with you !
I lost my butt in the stock market so this might be a viable plan for me.
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