Funeral Home Sends Brain to Family

Albuquerque Journal ^ | Wednesday, January 06, 2010 | Vic Vela

[Charles Martel]

"Brain and brain!! What is brain?!"

[Reaganesque]

I'm sorry, you didn't want your grandmother's brain? We were running a "get a free brain with each burial" special and just assumed...

[CalvaryJohn]

[CalvaryJohn]

[CalvaryJohn]

Sorry about the language in the picture; I didn’t look close enough.

[The Comedian]

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[tet68]

My Zombie mother always told me I’d get
irregular if I didn’t get enough Brain in
my diet.

[tet68]

That’s why I always start the day with a big bowl
of Kellogg’s ALL BRAIN cereal.

[Darksheare]

“What do we want?”
Braaains
“When do we want it?”
Braaaains

[reagan_fanatic]

[Salem]

"Quick! Give the brain back to Grandma before she becomes a Democrat!"

  

[ApplegateRanch]

Well, maybe Utah sent it back to the family just in case the whole family had to share it.

If so, then it was the decent thing to do.

No reason to keep community property just because the person, whose turn it is to use it, dies.

Since so many Dims have invaded Utah, they may be doing this now just as a matter of course and courtesy.

[Slings and Arrows]

Zombie family dinners can be so stressful.

[Slings and Arrows]

It’s Utah, not Chicago (thank G-d).

[Palladin]

“The brain in Spain smelled badly on the plane.”

Eliza, I think you’ve got it!

[CougarGA7]

Probably sent it COD too.

[martin_fierro]

                                              ^------ I wish these were brains.

[demkicker]

Words fail me. The stupid are becoming the majority faster than I care to think about. There isn’t even a logical excuse as to how in the hell this happened.

[KosmicKitty]

How do they know it was their loved one’s brain??