Posted on 01/07/2010 1:38:35 PM PST by AJKauf
“Wow, do you own your own cow? :-)”
Nope, the grocery store is much cheaper than owning a cow!!!
Then we discovered that his 12 year old Jockey Briefs were now four size smaller than 12 years ago. A wedgie can do that to even the best of men!
Then again, I'm old enough to believe that God just made a few tired, crabby folks so the rest of us could appreciate what we have.
Oh, BTW, maybe a little blue pill could pull you out of the doldrums.....just make sure your clubs are under lock and key.
Most white folks go for the adult beverages, the beach and the clubs. Mainly tourist, thought, the others either die of chirrosis or join AA.
The biggest health issue, kidding aside, seems to be diabetes. I'm talking about the islands in the Caribbean and not Africa, BTW!
Cheers!
I was sick once too. I think it was the day I was suppose to take a chemistry test in high school that I didn’t study for!
“Nope, the grocery store is much cheaper than owning a cow!!!”
Yes, but think of what you lose in free fertilizer and lawn maintenance! ;-)
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