Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

AUDIO: Carville: Airport Scanners Can "Measure My Penis"
RealClearPolitics ^ | January 8, 2010 | RealClearPolitics

Posted on 01/08/2010 11:39:22 AM PST by ianschwartz

"What I want is, let me pay for something, give me a safe-flier card and then go, you know measure my penis and let me get on the airplane."

(Excerpt) Read more at realclearpolitics.com ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: jamescarville
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-4041-52 next last

1 posted on 01/08/2010 11:39:25 AM PST by ianschwartz
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: ianschwartz

Carville always wears a tie to keep the foreskin from riding up his face.

2 posted on 01/08/2010 11:41:53 AM PST by RingerSIX
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: ianschwartz

Well after all, it is millimeter radar.


3 posted on 01/08/2010 11:42:23 AM PST by tired1 (When the Devil eats you there's only one way out.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: ianschwartz
WHY are Dems so into middle school behavior? Can't any of them speak and act like adults?

(rhetorical questions)

4 posted on 01/08/2010 11:42:36 AM PST by DJ MacWoW (Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you. Ben Franklin)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: ianschwartz

They’re scanners, James, not microscopes............


5 posted on 01/08/2010 11:42:36 AM PST by Red Badger (Obama - The first ever elected lame duck..............)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: ianschwartz

If there is a finding, positive or negative, might we expect security to keep it to themselves?


6 posted on 01/08/2010 11:42:42 AM PST by davisfh ( Islam is a very serious mental and social illness)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: ianschwartz

I have always felt that he is just one big “penis”.


7 posted on 01/08/2010 11:42:45 AM PST by vg0va3 (I don't plan to quit the fight until it is finally over.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: ianschwartz
Brings to mind a phrase of my step-father,

"Measure with a micrometer, mark with chalk, cut with an axe!"

8 posted on 01/08/2010 11:43:56 AM PST by Not now, Not ever! (The devil made me do it!,.......................................................( well, not really.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: ianschwartz

Electron microscopes are too expensive, Snakehead.


9 posted on 01/08/2010 11:45:08 AM PST by DennisR
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: DJ MacWoW

And how did this imbecile marry a Republican?


10 posted on 01/08/2010 11:45:26 AM PST by max americana
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: ianschwartz
Carville: Airport Scanners Can "Measure My Penis"

Luckily for him it takes only an instant.

11 posted on 01/08/2010 11:45:51 AM PST by theDentist (fybo; qwerty ergo typo : i type, therefore i misspelll)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: RingerSIX

It would be better if he pulled the foreskin over his face and made himself disappear.


12 posted on 01/08/2010 11:47:11 AM PST by Boston Blackie (Treasons Greetings from Congress and the President.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: ianschwartz; shibumi; Salamander; Slings and Arrows
...you know measure my penis and let me get on the airplane."

That would be a small inconvenience for you, Mr. Carville.

13 posted on 01/08/2010 11:49:10 AM PST by Semper Mark (Life is a series of sucker punches. Protect yourself at all times.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: ianschwartz

Going by the article, Carville was referring to the TSA agents measuring his penis, rather than the scan machine.


14 posted on 01/08/2010 11:49:15 AM PST by UCANSEE2
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: ianschwartz

They’d have to find it first.

Mary Matalin probably keeps it in a jar on the nightstand.

LQ


15 posted on 01/08/2010 11:49:39 AM PST by LizardQueen (The world is not out to get you, except in the sense that the world is out to get everyone.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Red Badger

ROFL! Good one.


16 posted on 01/08/2010 11:50:08 AM PST by SoKatt ("Change" is not a strategy!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5 | View Replies]

To: ianschwartz

Sorry, folks, I hate this guy, but that’s just laugh-out-lound funny.


17 posted on 01/08/2010 11:50:47 AM PST by AbeKrieger (Islam is a trojan horse designed to infiltrate and bring down Western civilization.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: max americana

Now THAT is a question!


18 posted on 01/08/2010 11:51:21 AM PST by DJ MacWoW (Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you. Ben Franklin)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies]

To: ianschwartz

OOPS. Wrong article.

Seems he has been qouted differently depending on the media source.


19 posted on 01/08/2010 11:51:37 AM PST by UCANSEE2
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: RingerSIX
Carville: Airport Scanners Can "Measure My Penis Hemipenis"
20 posted on 01/08/2010 11:51:45 AM PST by skeeter
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-4041-52 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson