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AUDIO: Carville: Airport Scanners Can "Measure My Penis"
RealClearPolitics ^
| January 8, 2010
| RealClearPolitics
Posted on 01/08/2010 11:39:22 AM PST by ianschwartz
"What I want is, let me pay for something, give me a safe-flier card and then go, you know measure my penis and let me get on the airplane."
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TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: jamescarville
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To: ianschwartz
Carville always wears a tie to keep the foreskin from riding up his face.
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:41:53 AM PST
by
RingerSIX
To: ianschwartz
Well after all, it is millimeter radar.
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:42:23 AM PST
by
tired1
(When the Devil eats you there's only one way out.)
To: ianschwartz
WHY are Dems so into middle school behavior? Can't any of them speak and act like adults?
(rhetorical questions)
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:42:36 AM PST
by
DJ MacWoW
(Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you. Ben Franklin)
To: ianschwartz
They’re scanners, James, not microscopes............
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:42:36 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(Obama - The first ever elected lame duck..............)
To: ianschwartz
If there is a finding, positive or negative, might we expect security to keep it to themselves?
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:42:42 AM PST
by
davisfh
( Islam is a very serious mental and social illness)
To: ianschwartz
I have always felt that he is just one big “penis”.
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:42:45 AM PST
by
vg0va3
(I don't plan to quit the fight until it is finally over.)
To: ianschwartz
Brings to mind a phrase of my step-father,
"Measure with a micrometer, mark with chalk, cut with an axe!"
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:43:56 AM PST
by
Not now, Not ever!
(The devil made me do it!,.......................................................( well, not really.)
To: ianschwartz
Electron microscopes are too expensive, Snakehead.
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:45:08 AM PST
by
DennisR
To: DJ MacWoW
And how did this imbecile marry a Republican?
To: ianschwartz
Carville: Airport Scanners Can "Measure My Penis" Luckily for him it takes only an instant.
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:45:51 AM PST
by
theDentist
(fybo; qwerty ergo typo : i type, therefore i misspelll)
To: RingerSIX
It would be better if he pulled the foreskin over his face and made himself disappear.
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:47:11 AM PST
by
Boston Blackie
(Treasons Greetings from Congress and the President.)
To: ianschwartz; shibumi; Salamander; Slings and Arrows
...you know measure my penis and let me get on the airplane." That would be a small inconvenience for you, Mr. Carville.
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:49:10 AM PST
by
Semper Mark
(Life is a series of sucker punches. Protect yourself at all times.)
To: ianschwartz
Going by the article, Carville was referring to the TSA agents measuring his penis, rather than the scan machine.
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:49:15 AM PST
by
UCANSEE2
To: ianschwartz
They’d have to find it first.
Mary Matalin probably keeps it in a jar on the nightstand.
LQ
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:49:39 AM PST
by
LizardQueen
(The world is not out to get you, except in the sense that the world is out to get everyone.)
To: Red Badger
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:50:08 AM PST
by
SoKatt
("Change" is not a strategy!)
To: ianschwartz
Sorry, folks, I hate this guy, but that’s just laugh-out-lound funny.
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:50:47 AM PST
by
AbeKrieger
(Islam is a trojan horse designed to infiltrate and bring down Western civilization.)
To: max americana
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:51:21 AM PST
by
DJ MacWoW
(Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you. Ben Franklin)
To: ianschwartz
OOPS. Wrong article.
Seems he has been qouted differently depending on the media source.
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:51:37 AM PST
by
UCANSEE2
To: RingerSIX
Carville: Airport Scanners Can "Measure My Penis Hemipenis"
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:51:45 AM PST
by
skeeter
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