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Man Bites Off Cop's Nipple
http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local-beat/Man-Takes-Bite-Out-of-Crime-Fighter-82030952.html ^
| January 19, 2010
| MATT BARTOSIK
Posted on 01/19/2010 3:35:31 PM PST by ConservativeStatement
Some situations are nail-biters. This one's a nipple-biter.
An off-duty cop was allegedly bitten in the chest outside a Gold Coast bar Sunday night, police said.
At about 9:30 p.m., Fernando Cooper, 31, and an off-duty officer got into a physical confrontation outside Gibson's Bar and Steakhouse, the Sun-Times reports.
(Excerpt) Read more at nbcchicago.com ...
TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: chicago; cop; nipple
Must have yearned for a slippery nipple.
To: ConservativeStatement
Never bring a nipple to a bite fight.
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posted on
01/19/2010 3:36:36 PM PST
by
freedumb2003
(Communism comes to America: 1/20/2009. Keep your powder dry, folks. Sic semper tyrannis)
To: ConservativeStatement
Isn’t it cold there? Did he take off his jacket for a fight?
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posted on
01/19/2010 3:37:59 PM PST
by
edcoil
(If I had 1 cent for every dollar the government saved, Bill Gates and I would be friends.)
To: ConservativeStatement
Was it a Zombie bite? Did anyone ask them?
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posted on
01/19/2010 3:37:59 PM PST
by
IllumiNaughtyByNature
(3V3Ry71N' 084M4 D03z 83N3f17Z MU5l1mz. c01NC1d3nc3?)
To: freedumb2003
Hey, human bites can be deadly! I would have been in fear for my life and had no other choice but to shoot the guy. I figure it would have been me or him........ Hmmm, nipple bite, Go figure!
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posted on
01/19/2010 3:40:00 PM PST
by
dokmad
To: ConservativeStatement
This isn't exactly on topic but my wife, based on their logo, always calls Facebook "Nipples across the world."
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posted on
01/19/2010 3:42:11 PM PST
by
paulycy
(The Liberals' DOUBLE-STANDARDS are HATE CRIMES.)
To: ConservativeStatement
And the cop
ALLEGEDLY said, "Ouch!"
I saw this at Drudge and the Perp will probably sue the cop forALLEGEDLY using unnecessary force!
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posted on
01/19/2010 3:42:15 PM PST
by
Young Werther
( ("Quae Cum Ita Sunt - Julius Caesar "Since these things are so!"))
To: ConservativeStatement
Given a choice, I would prefer to bite off the nipple of a female cop.
To: edcoil
“Isn’t it cold there? “
That’s what made it an easy target.
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posted on
01/19/2010 3:49:05 PM PST
by
Rebelbase
To: ConservativeStatement
To: freedumb2003
Scaramanga would have brought his custom gun and one bullet to stop that from happening.
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posted on
01/19/2010 3:56:36 PM PST
by
wally_bert
(It's sheer elegance in its simplicity! - The Middleman)
To: edcoil
Knowing Chi-town it was as cold as a witches _ _ _ . In this case cops.
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posted on
01/19/2010 3:56:45 PM PST
by
Recon Dad
( USMC SSgt Patrick O - 3rd Afghanistan Deployment - Day 91)
To: ConservativeStatement
sounds like he bit off more than he could chew
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posted on
01/19/2010 4:01:07 PM PST
by
paul51
(11 September 2001 - Never forget)
To: ConservativeStatement
Another gumdrop on the dresser. Sure hope it wasn’t a female cop.
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posted on
01/19/2010 4:12:30 PM PST
by
Rannug
("When you make peaceful protest impossible, you make violent protest inevitable." JFK)
To: ConservativeStatement
Another gumdrop on the dresser. Sure hope it wasn’t a female cop.
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posted on
01/19/2010 4:12:44 PM PST
by
Rannug
("When you make peaceful protest impossible, you make violent protest inevitable." JFK)
To: ConservativeStatement
"Traumatically evulsed".
(MD-speak).
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posted on
01/19/2010 5:07:10 PM PST
by
Does so
(ObamaCare...I pay for medical-marijuana claims by millions of Americans?)
To: ConservativeStatement
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