Pork better for sex than Viagra? (Argentina's president recommends pork as an alternative)

Reuters on Yahoo ^ | 1/28/10 | Karina Grazina

[NormsRevenge]

BUENOS AIRES (Reuters) – Argentina's president recommended pork as an alternative to Viagra Wednesday, saying she spent a satisfying weekend with her husband after eating barbecued pork.

"I've just been told something I didn't know; that eating pork improves your sex life ... I'd say it's a lot nicer to eat a bit of grilled pork than take Viagra," President Cristina Fernandez said to leaders of the pig farming industry.

She said she recently ate pork and "things went very well that weekend, so it could well be true."

[NormsRevenge]

Eating pork is at least as effective as popping a Viagra pill to spice up your sex life, according to Argentine President Cristina Kirchner, seen here in 2009 and who claims to have tested the theory. (AFP/File/Miguel Rojo)

[boocoowell]

Pork, sex, I thought they meant the same thing.

[Nervous Tick]

>> spent a satisfying weekend with her husband after eating barbecued pork

Wood fired?

[NormsRevenge]

Hey, the FReepathon is over, Let’s Party!

Get the grill, Honey! I’ll get the chops.

[umgud]

Must be the basis for the movie “Porky’s.”

[umgud]

Must be the basis for the movie “Porky’s.”

[Savage Beast]

I think that’s the etymology of the verb.

[Dallas59]

Keeps Islam away...at least.

[NormsRevenge]

Brazil’s President Silva must have got a bad piece of pork recently as he was unable to pick up an World Social Forum award.

[TexasNative2000]

Mmmmmmmmmmm . . . another reason for more bacon.

[ari-freedom]

“saying she spent a satisfying weekend with her husband after eating barbecued pork. “

and screwing her entire country

[Hugin]

[Kickass Conservative]

Makes me wonder who is doing Meghan McCain.

[ari-freedom]

PETA’s not going to like this! Their entire campaign is based on sex.

[b4its2late]

The other white meat.

[ari-freedom]

"That's just wrong"

[Rembrandt]

I remember that Monica ate pork and that made Bubba very happy.

[posterchild]

Is that a kielbasa in your post
or are you just happy to see Cristina?

[DemforBush]

Pork - it’s the meat of kings!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBoLA_BQ4tU&;

[Anti-Bubba182]

Sometimes the jokes write themselves.