Pork better for sex than Viagra? (Argentina's president recommends pork as an alternative)

Reuters on Yahoo ^ | 1/28/10 | Karina Grazina

[NormsRevenge]

BUENOS AIRES (Reuters) – Argentina's president recommended pork as an alternative to Viagra Wednesday, saying she spent a satisfying weekend with her husband after eating barbecued pork.

"I've just been told something I didn't know; that eating pork improves your sex life ... I'd say it's a lot nicer to eat a bit of grilled pork than take Viagra," President Cristina Fernandez said to leaders of the pig farming industry.

She said she recently ate pork and "things went very well that weekend, so it could well be true."

[NormsRevenge]

Eating pork is at least as effective as popping a Viagra pill to spice up your sex life, according to Argentine President Cristina Kirchner, seen here in 2009 and who claims to have tested the theory. (AFP/File/Miguel Rojo)

[boocoowell]

Pork, sex, I thought they meant the same thing.

[Nervous Tick]

>> spent a satisfying weekend with her husband after eating barbecued pork

Wood fired?

[NormsRevenge]

Hey, the FReepathon is over, Let’s Party!

Get the grill, Honey! I’ll get the chops.

[umgud]

Must be the basis for the movie “Porky’s.”

[umgud]

Must be the basis for the movie “Porky’s.”

[Savage Beast]

I think that’s the etymology of the verb.

[Dallas59]

Keeps Islam away...at least.

[NormsRevenge]

Brazil’s President Silva must have got a bad piece of pork recently as he was unable to pick up an World Social Forum award.

[TexasNative2000]

Mmmmmmmmmmm . . . another reason for more bacon.

[ari-freedom]

“saying she spent a satisfying weekend with her husband after eating barbecued pork. “

and screwing her entire country

[Hugin]

[Kickass Conservative]

Makes me wonder who is doing Meghan McCain.

[ari-freedom]

PETA’s not going to like this! Their entire campaign is based on sex.

[b4its2late]

The other white meat.

[ari-freedom]

"That's just wrong"

[Rembrandt]

I remember that Monica ate pork and that made Bubba very happy.

[posterchild]

Is that a kielbasa in your post
or are you just happy to see Cristina?

[DemforBush]

Pork - it’s the meat of kings!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBoLA_BQ4tU&;

[Anti-Bubba182]

Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

[PALIN SMITH]

How about a paper bag with eye slots?

[svxdave]

If you can’t have pork, you still have hope. You can just hang in there and wait for your 72 virgins.

[Slings and Arrows]

BBQTTT!

[rbosque]

PORK! Share it with residents of your local mosque!

[Markos33]

[tflabo]

If that’s the case then Jack Murtha’s wife must be a nymphomaniac by now.

[tflabo]

If that’s the case then Jack Murtha’s wife must be a nymphomaniac by now.

[Mobties]

She’s been taking Viagra?

[dfwgator]

Otter: Let me give you a hint. She’s got a couple of major league yabbos.
Boon: Beverly!
Otter: No. But you’re getting warmer. Here’s another: “Oh God, Oh God, OH GOD!”
Boon: Marlene! Don’t tell me you’re gonna pork Marlene Desmond!
Otter: Pork?
Boon: You’re gonna hump her brains out, aren’t you?
Otter: Boon, I anticipate a deeply religious experience.

[OrangeHoof]

It’s definitely true in Washington DC but I’m not sure where else pork is better than sex.

[SouthTexas]

Ahhh, bacon!

[Cobra64]

Pork, sex, I thought they meant the same thing.

Me too.

[Cacique]

Lately my native land has become an embarrassment. The only utility is that pork makes the muslims queasy. However, their adoption of pork might make them abandon Islam.

[DCPatriot]

[tubebender]

Man...I can't trust you guys for 30 minutes while I go the a Rotary PTA Chamber of Commerce dinner where for the first time in 5 years I did not receive the Outstanding in my Field Business Award...

[SoDak]

My dad was a farmer. He was out standing in his field.

[Hell to pay]

Guilty!

[Hell to pay]

Guilty!

[tubebender]

I think I got that line from a muffler shop in Aberdeen SD...

[Slings and Arrows]

There's a reason South Carolina keeps growing...

[bjorn14]

No wonder Muslims are impotent.

[Pro-Bush]

Bacon makes me chubby!

[paulycy]

[Sender]

Yeah, I mean, if you’ve just had some excellent pork, you’ve already had sex. And it was good.

[Gamecock]

Before Pork:

After Pork:

[Yehuda]

“However, their adoption of pork might make them abandon Islam.”

Sows ear into a silk purse award ( : >)

[Jack Hydrazine]

Comedian Pablo Francisco disagrees.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBbYOIz7_gY
(bad language in this clip)

[RJS1950]

There are just so many possibilities with this straight line that I wouldn’t know where to begin.

[grey_whiskers]

Cheers!