Uncanny, isn't it?
Posted on 03/03/2010 4:28:41 AM PST by MaryFromMichigan
Prosecutors say 79-year-old Donald Evans robbed the independent Bank on West Columbia in Battle Creek, Mi. in February. The evidence against Evans includes a to-do list that specifies 'robbing a bank.'
Det. Sgt. Todd Madsen of the Battle Creek Police Department, "I think that the way things are right now, financially, and hard times and stuff, you're going to see an increase in robberies, especially the banks.”
The 79-year-old Donald Evans, however, was quoted saying he needed the money for "women, gambling, and alcohol."
(Excerpt) Read more at wwmt.com ...
TMI. Did he leave his name, address, and license number too?
At least he’s honest on what he wants to use the money for.
Mitten Ping!
Not a Ping!
“..quoted saying he needed the money for “women, gambling, and alcohol.”
Which member of Congress said that? Charlie Rangel - is that you??
The old guy is brilliant.
Now he will end up in the hands of the government which has to feed him clothe him keep him in a warm cell, and provide health care for him.
FREE.
No nursing home bills for this guy’s family to pay. He can leave his property intact to whomsoever he wishes. The government cannot charge him for his stay nor his medications.
Hos mother says that, “he’s a good boy at heart and was just starting to turn his life around”.
So when your 80 years old and using a walker are you going to add a new line to that tattoo. “ Please wipe my a$$ “
When your 79, if ‘ya don’t write it down, ‘ya might forget....
His bucket list??
If you would like to be added or dropped from the Michigan ping list, please freepmail me.
With maybe the exception of booze, I hear there's plenty of the other going on in senior centers all over......Just ask the grandkids to sneak him a bottle every now and then.
Nothing wrong with being organized and goal oriented.
“The old guy is brilliant”
Yup, and he can study to be a lawyer to boot!
If only he'd remembered to add "Ditch list" to his to-do list.
“The old guy is brilliant.
Now he will end up in the hands of the government which has to feed him clothe him keep him in a warm cell, and provide health care for him.
FREE.
No nursing home bills for this guy’s family to pay. He can leave his property intact to whomsoever he wishes. The government cannot charge him for his stay nor his medications.”
Good Lord! You are right. One would be better off in prison than in a nursing home.
Yeah, he’s pretty organized for a 79-year-old.
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