President Obama: Replace Rahm with Me ...an open letter from Michael Moore

www.michaelmoore.com ^ | March 5, 2010 | Michael Moore

[Brytani]

Dear President Obama,

I understand you may be looking to replace Rahm Emanuel as your chief of staff.

I would like to humbly offer myself, yours truly, as his replacement.

I will come to D.C. and clean up the mess that's been created around you. I will work for $1 a year. I will help the Dems on Capitol Hill find their spines and I will teach them how to nonviolently beat the Republicans to a pulp.

And I will help you get done what the American people sent you there to do. I don't need much, just a cot in the White House basement will do.....................(excerpt)

Let me be clear about one thing: The Democrats on Election Day 2010 are going to get an ass-whoopin' of biblical proportions if things don't change right now. And after the new Republican majority takes over, they, along with a few conservative Democrats in Congress, will get to bipartisanly impeach you for being a socialist and a citizen of Kenya. How nice to see both sides of the aisle working together again!

And the brief window we had to fix this country will be gone.

Gone.

Gone, baby, gone.

More at link http://www.michaelmoore.com/words/mikes-letter/president-obama-replace-rahm-me-open-letter-michael-moore

[Brytani]

Michael Moore a birther, who would have thought it!!!!!

[Brytani]

Birther Ping

I don’t have a birther ping list but I’m hitting FRiends who I know are involved with the issue. Ping away - this is hillarious.

Hat tip to Rev. Manning btw who linked to this little gem on his website initially.

[C210N]

No Thanks. BUT, I can see replacing ram with Michael Malone. At least that Michael has seen the light.

[Doogle]

Moore just wants the naked shower bit

[DTogo]

Each morning you and I will do 100 jumping jacks...

Not sure if the East Coast tectonics can handle it.

[WakeUpAndVote]

Imagine Moore coming after you naked in the shower.

[kempster]

I love it when the Democratic Kooks come out of the woodwork and give America a dose of their stupidity.

[Jagdgewehr]

Huh! He yammers about jogging, jumping jacks and so on. He tries that, his heart will end up in the same condition as his brain.

Dead.

[ErnBatavia]

I would like to humbly offer myself, yours truly, as his replacement.

Yeah, that'll go over real well - given MO's new focus on obesity and fitness...

[samtheman]

An Open Letter from an Idiot Fellow Traveller to a Dedicated Communist Leader.

I’m sure it will provoke a crass smile in the latter.

[FroggyTheGremlim]

“I don’t need much, just a cot in the White House basement will do ...”

Oh, and three dozen eggs scrambled plus 4 loaves of bread plus 6 pounds of bacon and 3 cups of grits ...

...then for lunch ....

[COUNTrecount]

"Now, don't get too giddy with excitement over my offer, because you and I are going to be up at 5 in the morning, 7 days a week and I am going to get you pumped up for battle every single day (see photo). Each morning you and I will do 100 jumping jacks and you will repeat after me:"THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ELECTED ME, NOT THE REPUBLICANS, TO RUN THE COUNTRY! I AM IN CHARGE! I WILL ORDER ALL OBSTRUCTIONISTS OUTTA MY WAY! IF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE DON'T LIKE WHAT I'M DOING THEY CAN THROW MY ASS OUT IN 2012. IN THE MEANTIME, I CALL THE SHOTS ON THEIR BEHALF! NOW, CONGRESS, DROP AND GIVE ME 50!!"

Mikey, pack your Lipitor and defibrillator.

[ReneeLynn]

This man is a despicable lump of flesh, with ignorance so glaring he hurts Stevie Wonder’s eyes.

[Brytani]

Though nobody has picked up the “Kenyan Citizen” part yet - which I doubled over in laughter over - I did say the article was hillarious!!!

Moore doing jumping jacks?
Beating Republicans to a Pulp - non-violently of course
Teaching the Dems to never give up
The whine of their one and only chance to change the country gone, gone gone!!!

Moore has to be off his meds. Maybe all the food he eats i preventing their absorption - who knows!!!

[Anti-Bubba182]

OK but, Only if Moore beats Rahm in a Sumo match to the death.....

[COUNTrecount]

Mikey signed the opus “Retardedly yours”.

That’s the only fact that is correct in his letter to Barry.

[bray]

The food bill alone would be more than naked Rhams salary.

Pray for America

[PaleoBob]

The Democrats on Election Day 2010 are going to get an ass-whoopin’ of biblical proportions if things don’t change right now.

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Moore is convinced that, flustered with Obama’s tilt to the Right, the American people are going to respond in November by electing conservatives and Republicans in protest.

OK. Now I see why he’ll work for $1 a year. It’s what he is worth.

[autumnraine]

Michael Moore is a birther, who would’ve thunk it?

[Fresh Wind]

I don't need much, just a cot in the White House basement will do...

...and free access to the White House kitchen and chefs.