Posted on 03/27/2010 7:52:19 AM PDT by llevrok
Sounds like my elder kitty. She isn’t as cruel as she used to be, due to her elder years, but she used to eff me up!!!
What a mean little cat she was!!
Mine will scratch you to pieces if you try to pick him up. Otherwise, he’s a sweetie. Right now, he’s sleeping on my desk next to my computer monitor. Looks harmless enough, but they all have that wild streak in them. If a domestic cat can harm you under certain circumstances, a wild cat could give you a world of hurt just by your presence.
I have a friend who used to have pet goats. I copied the article at the link, changed every “cat” into “goat,” removed the picture of the cat, and replaced it with a pic of a goat standing in a big bucket. My Mac copies all the fonts, so the article looks real. I’m awaiting his response!
Amen! I’d take a bunch of punks on in a dark alleyway rather than 2 wild cats!!
>>I have a friend who used to have pet goats. I copied the article at the link, changed every “cat” into “goat,” removed the picture of the cat, and replaced it with a pic of a goat standing in a big bucket. My Mac copies all the fonts, so the article looks real. I’m awaiting his response!<<
Please post his/her response as soon as it gets in! It should be GREAT! :)
I send these “Bogus” articles to him all the time, so he knows they’re spoofs. His response just came in,
“You made me spit coffee on the monitor......”
I also sent this to several people who have never received any of my “Goat” articles. I’m also awaiting responses of disbelief from them. Wish I’d save the article about tiny, prehistoric, flying goats! That ‘un was a scream!
Well just d-mn! I thought this was about a fish! The flat head catfish.
Bumper sticker seen on 4x4 pick-up truck...
“Lose you kitty?...Check my tire treads.”
Fantastic! LOL!
I need to find a victim, um friend, to treat similarly.
LOL ... give the gift that keeps on giving — a pregnant cat!
I dated a wildcat once. She ripped my heart to shreds.
Why, oh Lord, is the Flat headed Voter not endangered?
Yes, indeed!
They admittedly know very little about this creature, but are declaring it’s habitat, and therefore the critter, endangered.
Typical greener BS which is why I don’t believe them on anything.
LMAO! I like it.
No, neither do I...They’ve kind of screwed the pooch for the rest of their lives...LOL. Too bad!!! LOL.
My experience after twenty of them is that they taste like chicken, but are not worth the added expense compared to the tastier Siamese. No need to save them.
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