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Get your free Barack Obama commemorative health care reform certificate today! (Barf)
Washington Examiner ^ | 3/30/2010 | Byron York

Posted on 04/01/2010 12:40:32 PM PDT by mojito

Organizing for America, the permanent Obama presidential campaign, is offering a free certificate to the “over one million supporters of reform that submitted their name [sic] as ‘co-signers’ of the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act.” OFA says it is doing so to thank those who showed “the broad support that exists across the country for the health reform bill” that Obama signed into law. “It’s free — even the shipping — and it’s personalized with your name,” says OFA. Please allow 6 – 8 weeks for delivery.

The certificate says: “Together, we reduced the cost of care. We established the toughest patient protections in history. And we achieved the dream of generations — high-quality, affordable health care is no longer the privilege of a few, but the right of all.” When you read the “privilege of a few” part, remember that about 85 percent of Americans have health care coverage, and the overwhelming majority of them are happy with it. In what way is that the “privilege of a few”?


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1 posted on 04/01/2010 12:40:32 PM PDT by mojito
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To: mojito

In fine print, I’m sure the commomemoritive plates are somehow paid for by tax dollars.


2 posted on 04/01/2010 12:41:38 PM PDT by Ueriah
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To: mojito

I am a little low on TP.


3 posted on 04/01/2010 12:43:08 PM PDT by RedMDer (0 = one D Ten T : Recycle Congress in 2010, 2012... Forward with Confidence! Forward!)
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To: mojito

Was funding for this little exercise included in the bill?


4 posted on 04/01/2010 12:44:09 PM PDT by WayneS (Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
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To: mojito
Is there a pack of Barry's smokes included? Or maybe you can get the verbiage on the pack. Official Barry cigs with the presidential seal.
5 posted on 04/01/2010 12:45:11 PM PDT by throwback
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To: mojito

I now give you the Friday quote of the day from cyberspace:

“EVER WONDER WHY WE AMERICANS HAVE BEEN KEPT SAFE SINCE OBAMA TOOK OFFICE. ITS BECAUSE HE CARES ABOUT AMERICANS AND HAS STOPPED THOSE TERRORIST BY MAKING FRIENDS WITH OUR MUSLIM BROTHERS. WE NOW HAVE FREE HEALTHCARE AND THE TROOPS ARE COMING HOME. ALL YOU RACIST CRACKERS WANT TO DO IS BOMB SLEEPING BABIES WHILE OBAMA PROTECTS US.

YOU BEEN SERVED.”


6 posted on 04/01/2010 12:48:15 PM PDT by Augustinian monk ("Too many freaks and not enough circus tents")
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To: mojito
Get your free Barack Obama commemorative health care reform certificate today! Naw!....Get your free Barack Obama commemorative health care reform urnal cake today! or if you prefer...
7 posted on 04/01/2010 12:50:31 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: mojito

I tried to copy the damn thing so I could post it here for anyone who wanted to photoshop it but that website doesn’t like my computer.


8 posted on 04/01/2010 12:54:45 PM PDT by saganite (What happens to taglines? Is there a termination date?)
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To: mojito

I wonder what would have happened to Bush if he ran a permanent campaign operation, and told lies each and every day.


10 posted on 04/01/2010 12:57:20 PM PDT by Tarpon ( ...Rude crude socialist Obama depends on ignorance to force his will on people)
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To: mojito

I’d settle for a birth certificate.


11 posted on 04/01/2010 12:57:27 PM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (The naked casuistry of the high priests of Warmism would make a Jesuit blush.)
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To: mojito

I’m going to have a certificate in my name.

Signed,

The Tooth Fairy


12 posted on 04/01/2010 12:57:45 PM PDT by Free State Four
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To: mojito

Sorry, I’m waiting for the Franklin Mint commemorative plate.


13 posted on 04/01/2010 12:59:11 PM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: RedMDer
I am a little low on TP.


14 posted on 04/01/2010 1:12:30 PM PDT by Slyfox
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To: Slyfox

Thanks. That looks a lot softer.


15 posted on 04/01/2010 1:23:11 PM PDT by RedMDer (0 = one D Ten T : Recycle Congress in 2010, 2012... Forward with Confidence! Forward!)
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To: mojito
And after the fact also...


16 posted on 04/01/2010 1:37:41 PM PDT by darkwing104 (Lets get dangerous)
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To: mojito

Remember Obama being cute the other day and quipping multiple times that his signing of the bill didn’t bring on Armageddon... and how it seemed like just another beautiful sunny spring day??

Well, remember that Greece didn’t go bankrupt the very minute that their lawmakers signed laws that would eventually lead to their demise either!

The UK did not explode when they established the HHS department. It took decades for the damage to become apparent... and now it’s probably too late for them to save themselves.

Obamacare is not like a heart attack. It is a malignant cancer that starts almost silently, mutating cells one by one until it spreads throughout the entire body... once you realize the damage it has done... death (to our economy, our health and our freedom) is imminent.

Oh, the arrogance of Obama and the stupidity of all those who follow him!


17 posted on 04/01/2010 1:39:10 PM PDT by Painesright
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There will never be a reduction in the cost of healthcare it is a misstatement.

The “reduction” in cost is actually just a shift in cost from one person to someone else.

Maintaining the level of health care we have currently will never be at a lower cost, it is just a matter of who is going to pay for it.

Health insurance is a way to manage that potential risk(financially) and is not something that guarantees your health. All the money in the world may not keep some people healthy or alive.

They are playing word games so people with a high school education(what used to be a 6th grade education) can think they are getting something from the endless cash stash of the United States Government.

I bet about 40% of Americans don’t understand the concept that the government money comes from the people.


18 posted on 04/01/2010 1:45:20 PM PDT by BookaT (My cat's breath smells like cat food!)
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To: BookaT

“I bet about 40% of Americans don’t understand the concept that the government money comes from the people.”

The “Obama Cash, His Stash” woman proved your point.. only I would put it much higher than 40%!

When a person is in the bottom 50% who pays no federal income taxes, or even in the bottom 90% who only pay a small portion of federal income taxes...they have no idea where the government gets their money.

And as you pointed out, why would they? They haven’t been educated enough to balance a checkbook.

They are the same people who think it would be cool if the gov’t printed enough money to give everyone a million dollars. The same people who don’t understand how raising taxes on the rich and cap&tax and card check and ammnesty will kill more of their jobs. They are, in a word, clueless.

The Progressive’s plan (to destroy our country) is working perfectly so far.


19 posted on 04/01/2010 2:14:19 PM PDT by Painesright
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To: Ueriah

“”I’m sure the commomemoritive plates are somehow paid for by tax dollars.””

OFA got stimulus dollars and is run by the DNC.....I don’t know of a similar organization for conservatives that receives our tax dollars! AND I don’t hear any complaints about it either. Strange!! That’s why I’ve said for 2 weeks, they will use our money to defeat us at the polls.


20 posted on 04/01/2010 4:22:20 PM PDT by Thank You Rush
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