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Larger Breasts Pay Off for Waitresses, Study by (Cornell) Hotel Professor Finds
2010 The Cornell Daily Sun. ^ | May 7, 2010 | By Eliza LaJoie

Posted on 05/07/2010 7:50:42 AM PDT by Behind Liberal Lines

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To: RatRipper

>> After many years of painstaking research, we have concluded that water is wet.

... but I’ll bet the research process was far less enjoyable than a boob study.

SnakeDoc


51 posted on 05/07/2010 8:03:48 AM PDT by SnakeDoctor ("The world will know that free men stood against a tyrant [...] that even a god-king can bleed.")
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To: Hodar

I got thrown out of Hooters once for offering the waitress a “more generous tip!”


52 posted on 05/07/2010 8:04:08 AM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: Uncle Miltie

Hooter’s is old hat. Tilted Kilt takes Hooter’s to the next level.


53 posted on 05/07/2010 8:05:42 AM PDT by Southack (Media Bias means that Castro won't be punished for Cuban war crimes against Black Angolans in Africa)
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To: Behind Liberal Lines

I figured that Prof Colb could make a train take the dirt road, and then I saw your link. Sure enough.


54 posted on 05/07/2010 8:07:19 AM PDT by Enten (How's that hopey changey thing working out for you?)
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To: Frantzie

55 posted on 05/07/2010 8:07:34 AM PDT by jimbo123
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To: Behind Liberal Lines

After I got out of the service, I worked casino security in Las Vegas for a year. I got to know most of the people who worked there and listened in on some interesting conversations amongst the workers.

More than one waitress in the restaurant was saving their money to get boob enhancement jobs (saline implants) in Salt Lake City. At that time, 1979, it cost around $2100 to get the job done. The purpose of the restaurant waitresses to get boob jobs was so they could get jobs as cocktail waitresses, who made more money in tips.

If you’ve ever been to Vegas, you can’t help but notice the preponderance of busty cocktail waitresses, and it’s an unwritten prerequisite of getting hired.

Enterprising young ladies they were! :-)


56 posted on 05/07/2010 8:07:44 AM PDT by rochester_veteran ( http://RochesterConservative.com)
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To: Behind Liberal Lines

Duh

What study is next? Is water really wet?


57 posted on 05/07/2010 8:07:45 AM PDT by SengirV
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To: TChris

I learned long ago that it is best to have my wife calculate the tip.


58 posted on 05/07/2010 8:07:55 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (We were hoping for flying unicorns that crapped skittles. We got nationalized health care.)
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To: Southack

>> Hooter’s is old hat. Tilted Kilt takes Hooter’s to the next level.

Haha. You know — they have establishments where the women will skip the charade and just lose the top (or more) altogether.

SnakeDoc


59 posted on 05/07/2010 8:08:13 AM PDT by SnakeDoctor ("The world will know that free men stood against a tyrant [...] that even a god-king can bleed.")
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To: jimbo123

Those are some fine lookin’ taters...


60 posted on 05/07/2010 8:08:24 AM PDT by who knows what evil? (G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
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To: TChris

Shouldn’t the out-of-shape waitresses be able to compensate for their lack of looks with their increased knowledge of dessert trays?


61 posted on 05/07/2010 8:08:31 AM PDT by Callahan
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To: Behind Liberal Lines

ELAINE: Anyway there’s at least four of them, and they’re all huge. And one is bigger than the next. It’s like a Russ Meyer movie.

FRED: Who’s Russ Meyer?

ELAINE: Oh, he’s this guy who made these terrible movies in the 70’s with these kinds of women. He’s obsessed. He’s obsessed with breasts. That’s hard to say.

FRED: Anyway, go on.

ELAINE: Um... Well, there’s not really much more to tell. He was looking for waitresses, and I went in to apply for the job. And, he looked me up and down and he rejected me.

FRED: (to a guy in the hall at the water cooler machine) Paul. Come in for a second. I want you to listen to this.

PAUL: (to Elaine) Hi.

ELAINE: Hi.

FRED: Paul, woman here claims there’s a restaurant on the West side that’s only hiring large-breasted women.

PAUL: (to Elaine) Really?


62 posted on 05/07/2010 8:08:37 AM PDT by Rebelbase (Don't think of work as 5 days on, 2 days off. Instead think 4 nights on, 3 off.)
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To: WakeUpAndVote

Here at FR, we look down on cleavage!


63 posted on 05/07/2010 8:08:38 AM PDT by tumblindice (Toots meet Titts. Titts, Toots.)
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To: The_Victor


Highly tipped waitstaff.
64 posted on 05/07/2010 8:08:55 AM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (Nothing to see here. Move along.)
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To: Behind Liberal Lines
...surveyed 374 waitresses about their perceived “sexiness,” breast size and other physical characteristics and correlated these results with the amount of tips the waitresses received...

How does this make it past any kind of peer review?

65 posted on 05/07/2010 8:10:17 AM PDT by TankerKC (R.I.P. Spc Trevor A. Win'E American Hero)
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To: jimbo123
WOW! Look at these knockers!


66 posted on 05/07/2010 8:10:38 AM PDT by WakeUpAndVote (Drill baby, drill!)
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To: DennisR

You are something even more important than the Boss, you are the “customer”


67 posted on 05/07/2010 8:12:11 AM PDT by 3rd of the 12 CAV (Socialized medicine is a 10 month wait for a maternity ward)
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To: TankerKC

Are you kidding? The other professors were lining up to review the findings.


68 posted on 05/07/2010 8:12:12 AM PDT by Behind Liberal Lines
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To: TheThirdRuffian

I like legs more, which probably leaves me out of this “discussion”...


69 posted on 05/07/2010 8:12:15 AM PDT by benewton (Life sucks, then you die)
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To: rochester_veteran
Yea, I noticed that too in Vegas. But, none ov them were certified.


70 posted on 05/07/2010 8:12:26 AM PDT by WakeUpAndVote (Drill baby, drill!)
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To: WakeUpAndVote


71 posted on 05/07/2010 8:13:27 AM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (Nothing to see here. Move along.)
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To: Behind Liberal Lines

“Larger Breasts Pay Off for Waitresses, Study by (Cornell) Hotel Professor Finds”

It gives you something to look at when you’re talking to them.


72 posted on 05/07/2010 8:13:28 AM PDT by Grunthor (Over YOUR dead body!)
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To: SengirV

What study is next? Is water really wet?

No, the next study is to determine if bears poop in the woods.


73 posted on 05/07/2010 8:13:35 AM PDT by VA_Gentleman ("Poor Al Gore. Global warming completely debunked via the very internet you invented." -Jon Stewart)
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To: SnakeDoctor


74 posted on 05/07/2010 8:14:21 AM PDT by traditional1 ("Don't gotsta worry 'bout no mo'gage, don't gotsta worry 'bout no gas; Obama gonna take care o' me!)
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To: Behind Liberal Lines

Who paid to fund this study of the obvious.


75 posted on 05/07/2010 8:14:21 AM PDT by CharacterCounts (November 4, 2008 - the day America drank the Kool-Aid)
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To: Behind Liberal Lines
Do larger balls pay off for waiters? Just wondering...


76 posted on 05/07/2010 8:14:26 AM PDT by Cinnamontea
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To: TheThirdRuffian
Look at these jugs.


77 posted on 05/07/2010 8:14:36 AM PDT by WakeUpAndVote (Drill baby, drill!)
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To: WakeUpAndVote

LMAO!!


79 posted on 05/07/2010 8:14:50 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Southack
Tilted Kilt takes Hooter’s to the next level.

Guys...he's not kidding.

Let the short video load and enjoy...

81 posted on 05/07/2010 8:15:46 AM PDT by who knows what evil? (G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
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To: tumblindice
I am a bird watcher myself.

Look at this nice pair of tits.


82 posted on 05/07/2010 8:15:56 AM PDT by WakeUpAndVote (Drill baby, drill!)
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To: SengirV
This story reminds me of some news show I saw where they stuck a hot blonde and a fat tub on the side of the road with a broken down car to see who would attract help quicker. The obvious results were breathlessly reported.
83 posted on 05/07/2010 8:15:58 AM PDT by Callahan
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To: Behind Liberal Lines

Picture of Professor Colb here

No further comment


Oh I’ll comment; Upon seeing the pic I have to believe that the only reason this woman wrote this piece is because she cannot understand the inexplicable reason that men prefer tall stacked blondes over skinny wimmen that resemble an angry chicken.


84 posted on 05/07/2010 8:16:01 AM PDT by Grunthor (Over YOUR dead body!)
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To: Behind Liberal Lines

Elaine Benes knows all about this.


85 posted on 05/07/2010 8:16:14 AM PDT by cydcharisse (`)
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To: traditional1

DAMNIT! You just beat me to it.


86 posted on 05/07/2010 8:16:46 AM PDT by WakeUpAndVote (Drill baby, drill!)
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To: Uncle Miltie

24 posts before a Hooters photo-a little slow today,boys!


87 posted on 05/07/2010 8:17:03 AM PDT by Dr. Ursus
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To: Behind Liberal Lines

I would never of imagined that this could be true.


88 posted on 05/07/2010 8:17:20 AM PDT by mowowie
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To: TheThirdRuffian

89 posted on 05/07/2010 8:18:15 AM PDT by WakeUpAndVote (Drill baby, drill!)
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To: Lazamataz

Ping!


90 posted on 05/07/2010 8:19:28 AM PDT by WakeUpAndVote (Drill baby, drill!)
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To: Grunthor
" skinny wimmen that resemble an angry chicken"
That's funny right there, don't care who ya are.


91 posted on 05/07/2010 8:19:58 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a (de)humanist and a Satanist is that the latter knows who he's working for.)
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To: kabar

Yep, hands on study, LOL.

Well, anecdotal evidence seems to prove this out. Most restaurants seem to have attractive girls there.

Heck you have a whole chain, Hooters, which is built around this kind of theme. I’ve never been in Hooters, but, have been told that the food is nothing special. The guys like to go there for other reasons.

I wonder what kinds of tips they get at Hooters? That could be an interesting study.


92 posted on 05/07/2010 8:20:01 AM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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To: Behind Liberal Lines
Instead, he found that waitresses with larger bra sizes received higher tips — as did women with blonde hair and slender bodies.....

I guess he didn't bother to consider men who wait on tables. Such an egalitarian professor!

ML/NJ

93 posted on 05/07/2010 8:20:21 AM PDT by ml/nj
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To: WakeUpAndVote

Product of Dow-Corning, Inc.


94 posted on 05/07/2010 8:20:29 AM PDT by ZULU
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To: Southack

had no idea what one was....till you mentioned it

see they have one in Hendersonville


95 posted on 05/07/2010 8:20:40 AM PDT by wardaddy (never been particularly pious but I stand with Franklin Graham...bigtime...you betcha...ya'll)
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To: wardaddy

I’m buying and it’s lunchtime, let’s go!


96 posted on 05/07/2010 8:21:25 AM PDT by Southack (Media Bias means that Castro won't be punished for Cuban war crimes against Black Angolans in Africa)
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To: WakeUpAndVote

Whenever I see that pic I wonder if JFK was the only Kennedy hittin’ that. Jackie O seems really “taken” by the hot blonde on her left.


97 posted on 05/07/2010 8:21:38 AM PDT by Grunthor (Over YOUR dead body!)
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To: benewton

They have nice legs, too.
98 posted on 05/07/2010 8:21:43 AM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (Nothing to see here. Move along.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

The List!


99 posted on 05/07/2010 8:22:14 AM PDT by WakeUpAndVote (Drill baby, drill!)
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To: Behind Liberal Lines

Ordinarily, I pop into a thread and make a quick, humorous post, but I believe this subject warrants a more complete examination before I comment.


100 posted on 05/07/2010 8:22:20 AM PDT by spodefly (This is my tag line. There are many like it, but this one is mine.)
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