[Sub-Driver]

Hey, watch those calories!

[combat_boots]

Let them eat Wagyu

[funfan]

I hear that Goat Cheese Ice Cream goes right to the hips :)

[tet68]

“Guests walking into the room will experience the sense of Monarch butterflies in flight,” the White House says.

Probably the Nitrous balloons...

[wac3rd]

Ain’t Affirmative Action great! We have Marxists running our country into the ground and a 3rd World President slamming us on why we are “mean” to his outsourced peasants who use our services and send money back to his country.

This is madness. What a-holes ever voted for this Maggot-in-Chief?

[JPG]

I'm not an MD but I Rx that Bambi has a tapeworm.

[Mr Ramsbotham]

What, no chitterlings?

[Danae]

Bayless IS a kick ass chef. I would love to visit his restaurants.

[nothingnew]

...and the President’s Own United States Marine Band.

Well, at least there is something AMERICAN happening tonight...

FMCDH(BITS)

[Trajan88]

Have the state diner at a Taco Cabana or Taco Bell or Del Taco... would be most sufficient for Mexico's president (the same dude that also claims the AZ law is bad for Mexico).

To start the festifities, I'd give the Mexican president a cheap reproduction of a painting depicting Santa Anna surrendering to Sam Houston... with an inscription of "We remembered the Alamo and we PWNED you at the Battle of San Jacinto."

[Leo Carpathian]

Present Obama farted, Halllelllujjaaaaa!

[neocon1984]

Why would anyone waste Wagyu beef by putting a heavy mole sauce on it? It’s like buying $1500 cognac and drinking it with Pepsi.

Well, I can probably answer my own question. As a Chicagoan, I have seen that one before.

[Rushmore Rocks]

With our business, we travel frequently to other countries. The main reason I enjoy those trips is bcause I am a “foodie” and want to try the native cuisines. And our hosts are always proud to show off the culinary delights of their homelands. It’s always a real treat for us.

They should have fed Calderon Chicago-style deep dish pizza.

[The Great RJ]

The Obama’s seem to be fond of wagyu beef. I suppose good American beef from the nation’s heartland isn’t good enough for Lord Obama. And Michelle has the audacity to lecture us on what we feed our families.

[Bullish]

Their opulence is only matched by their irresponsibility.

[olliecollie]

green beans ‘n black beans wash that down with mole sauce, and we all go toot toot!!

[Chode]

what... no flippin ARUGULA???

[Non-Sequitur]

Every time I see a White House State Dinner menu I’m always glad I’m never going to have to eat there.

[Viking2002]

Hell, just throw down a Taco Bell bag in front of him with a couple of chalupas and a fried ice cream inside, and tell him to shaddup and eat it. It's Mexican food, for crying out loud. We ain't talking French snails and caviar here. What's Zero gonna do when he hosts the president of Uganda? Serve peppercorn missionary with a nice chianti?

"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."

[Calm_Cool_and_Elected]

Oprah’s friend, Gayle King as well as Whoopi Goldberg are on the guestlist.

[beethovenfan]

I hope they all get Montezuma’s revenge.