Posted on 06/01/2010 8:28:11 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Because they are no longer advertisers?
I will ask balloon boy for help.
Got me.
“Squirrel”!
He may send Snerdley to personally boot us out.
Oh well.
I really enjoyed that movie....
Hi there...I think Rush’s upcoming nuptuals will be on the Fourth of July weekend (my anniversary is 7/3 so that’s why I remembered it).
He does seem a bit distracted. I just can’t see elRushbo fretting over the napkins coordinating with the flowers though...
We could just all get on a boat and when we get close to shore, we could swim in like the haitians do.... remember he lives on the beach...
He's in a deep fog of love....he's frettin.
Hi.
LOL.
If I were to rank it on my top 5 favorite Pixar films I’d put it first ahead of Nemo, Monsters, Toys and Incredibles.
Hi CC (waves).
Well YOU had Dear Leader in ChiTown for the looong weekend. Now us yinzers get him for a visit tomorrow. By invite only, Barky is visiting CMU.
Don’t know why he is coming here (fundraiser???). There is no oil spill on the Mon...
PS...if you two crash the wedding, pick me up a peice of cake...ok???
Ok...now I fear Rush is micro-managing the color combos of the matchbooks covers...
I heard Bozo was coming tomorrow. I wish I could leave town in time but no such luck.
I didn’t see Monsters....but I liked all of them....UP had much more depth to it...I was surprised. I’d watch them all again....
I will take pictures.
LOL! I do too.......he’s whipped that’s for sure......and he likes candles...I’m sure he ordered tons of candles....
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