Posted on 06/29/2010 11:05:32 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
After a long day’s work, the junk scientist needed some hot second chakra action.
Byron York at The Washington Examiner reported, via Ace:
The police report of the masseuse’s complaint is 73 pages long and extremely detailed. According to the document, she got a call from the front desk of the trendy Hotel Lucia on the night of Oct. 24, 2006. The hotel had a special guest. Could she come at 10:30 p.m.?
She went to Gore’s room carrying a folding massage table and other equipment. Gore, whom she had never met, greeted her with a warm embrace. “The hug went on a bit long, and I was taken just a bit aback by it,” the masseuse told police. But she went along because Gore “was a VIP and a powerful individual and the Hotel Lucia had made it clear to me by inference that they were giving him ‘the royal treatment.’”
Gore said he was tired from travel and described in detail the massage he wanted. It included work on the adductor muscles, which are on the inside of the thighs. “I mentally noted that a request for adductor work is a bit unusual,” the masseuse told police, because it can be “a precursor to inappropriate behavior by a male client.”
Gore also requested work on his abdomen. When that began, “He became somewhat vocal with muffled moans, etc.,” the masseuse recounted. Gore then “demand[ed] that I go lower.” When she remained focused on a “safe, nonsexual” area, Gore grew “angry, becoming verbally sharp and loud.”
The masseuse asked Gore what he wanted. “He grabbed my right hand, shoved it down under the sheet to his pubic hair area, my fingers brushing against his penis,” she recalled, “and said to me, ‘There!’ in a very sharp, loud, angry-sounding tone.” When she pulled back, Gore “angrily raged” and “bellowed” at her.
Then, abruptly, the former vice president changed tone. It was “as though he had very suddenly switched personalities,” she recalled, “and began in a pleading tone, pleading for release of his second chakra there.”
Let’s be honest… We’ve all yearned for a little second Chakra release action at one time or another?
ROFL
And she still has the pants to prove it.
Who knew he was a psycho?
(everyone)
Add to that FDR’s liaisons and his covered-up disability and manufactured manliness and virility. And who can forget JFK’s total sham of a public persona. As a kid, I thought him larger than life when he appeared on our B&W TV. He was really just a weak little man reared by a father who was a total moral failure.
That police report reads like comedy—it really does. It has every cliche in the book. Al Gore comes off as a stumbling, mumbling, fumbling, bumbling adolescent boy who succeeds only in turning the stomach of the intended recipient of his “affections.”
ROFL
Can you fit the land of the lost kid on the wing with Al?
LOL
There’s gotta be a Chinese payoff and offset joke in here somewhere. Or a Wrath of Chakrakhan a la In Living Color Farrakhan parody.
“And she still has the pants to prove it.”
So what happened? Did he release his own 2nd chakra? LOL!!
You just released my humor chakra.
But he was super cereal!
Cry havoc and let slip the rounds of Gore.
Thread of the day. LOL
Please don’t associate Al Gore with the rest of us Tennesseans. If it hadn’t been for Tennessee voting against him, he would have been your president. Perhaps you should look at the states who voted for him and throw a little ridicule their way. Besides he spent most of his life in Washington.
You’re right!
He’s like Evan Bayh who claims to be a Hoosier but as spawn of a Senator and a lifelong pol himself, Wash DC is his real habitat.
So now we know what Al Gore's problem is..he has a blocked sex Chakra.
Tipper must hate it when that happens.
Apologies if I’ve offended you. I didn’t think Tennesseans would be so sensitive.
It is amazing what the Left considers to be romantic foreplay.
Brought back unpleasant memories of "dating" in college. Ewww.
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