Al Gore Pleaded With Masseuse to “Release His Second Chakra” (...EWWWWWWwwwwwww...!)

Gateway Pundit ^ | 06/29/10 | Jim Hoft

[meowmeow]

I have two bottles of Champagne I've been saving - one for when algore goes down and one for when the Unicorn does. My DH thought it was wishful thinking, but I've moved the first bottle from the cellar to the kitchen...soon, it will taste so good! Like the tears of Scott Tenorman...

Hopefully some day I can drink the second one, too!

[alarm rider]

Well, you can’t make this stuff can you?

[BunnySlippers]

The Sex Poodle needs to be let out.

[Albion Wilde]

He should have warned her to watch out for bare man-pig.

ROFLMAO!!

[HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity]

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"pleading for release of his second chakra there."

You just knew Gore would end up on The X-Files...

[Rebelbase]

"The old Second Chakra line, what a DOUCHE! That boy is dumber than dirt. Didn't learn a thing I taught him."

[SE Mom]

Just in case you missed the “omgyoucannotbeserious” ping for the day ;)

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

LOL! I stand corrected. Chakra 1 covers the rectum, but I doubt he was talking abut his perpetual constipation. :-)

[matt1234]

"Shock and Awe" v. "Chakra and Aura"

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

I’ll take the ‘Shock & Awe’ hands down.

[Mamzelle]

LOL. Just...LOL.

"An inconvenient Chakra"

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

This guy figured it out;

Adult language warning

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Lnt0h7P-Uk

The 11th ep has nothing to do with this but is still good;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX1Nh6c80wo&feature=related

[happygrl]

I heard speculation by Michael Medved, that this was the 0bama Regime’s tactic to deal with a threat from the Left wing of the Party.

This is an incident from four years ago.

Why the release of info now ?

[dead]

[Brad from Tennessee]

Another technique for releasing the second Chakra is to devour a huge platter of greasy pork barbecue.

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

Kerry - release the 180.
Gore - release the 2nd chakra.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Not only are his chakra's jammed, he's breathing out of the wrong eyelid.

[TommyDale]

A bulging burrito!!

[Tijeras_Slim]

I can just see Clinton laughing his butt off and thinking “That boy could never run with the big dog!”

[Constitution Day]

That is way more of “Nuke” than I needed to see this afternoon!