Shopping centre bosses approve 'Asian squat toilets' following cultural awareness course

Daily Mail ^ | July 14, 2010 | Staff

[C19fan]

Middle Eastern-style 'squat' toilets are to be fitted in a shopping centre after bosses attended a cultural awareness course.

WCs at Rochdale's Exchange shopping centre will include two Nile pans alongside traditional western toilets when they reopen following a refurbishment.

The pans differ from western toilets as the user is able to squat over them, rather than sitting.

[C19fan]

Pretty sad considering England is the home country of the modern toilet. Maybe they should get rid of toilet paper as not to offend those people from cultures that use... (leave rest blank).

[NurdlyPeon]

My thoughts exactly.

[ETL]

From the article:

A squat toilet, also known as a Nile Pan,
like the ones which are being installed at
the shopping centre

[Myrddin]

I'm wondering if those "new" toilets also come with the standard water faucet, bucket and poop contaminated left hand of the user.

[rrrod]

mussie scum alert

[wilco200]

Does the Koran still fit in a Nile Pan?

[Myrddin]

The versions common in Turkey have the hole centered and a "fluted" pattern about the length of a foot on either side to provide some "traction". The damn thing is installed flush with the floor surface so you can scrub the floors and rinse the water into the toilet when there's a bit of "splash" from some explosive diarrhea.

[Nervous Tick]

In technological terms, it’s been all downhill for the moongod-worshippers since they invented the zero, hasn’t it?

They can’t even choose and use the better crapper.

[La Lydia]

Britain is turning itself into an 8th century Muslim hell hole.

[FrankR]

I think they should put these in throughout the White House...mah-bell-michelle would have just a good time trying to counterbalance herself over one of these.

obama himself would probably bow to it.

[tumblindice]

Needs cowbell so moonbarkers don’t think it’s a footwash.

[WhatNot]

When I was in China, I was surprised to see that the whole bathroom is used as the shower stall. It gave new meaning to the old phrase, “%#*!, shower and shave”.

[Ford4000]

Except that they didn’t invent zero.

[Nervous Tick]

>> The damn thing is installed flush with the floor surface so you can scrub the floors and rinse the water into the toilet when there’s a bit of “splash” from some explosive diarrhea

Can you be more graphic? Maybe a picture would help. :-)

[mmanager]

In China they use these as well. Nastiest bathrooms I have ever encountered.

[omega4412]

...all downhill for the moongod-worshippers since they invented the zero...

But they didn't invent the zero. They got it from the Hindus. The only Zero they invented was the one in the White House.

[Nervous Tick]

>> Except that they didn’t invent zero.

Really? Thanks for the heads up. I have that “factoid” in deep storage from somewhere. I’ll have to see if some of my memory bits got corrupted by cosmic rays or something. :-)

If they didn’t invent zero then it’s even worse for the pedophile-worshippers than I thought!

[Jeff Chandler]

From the article:

A squat toilet, also known as a Nile Pan,
like the ones which are being installed at
the shopping centre

[jimbo123]

I’ve used them before. Disgusting and filthy beyond belief.

[ETL]