Posted on 07/25/2010 4:12:17 PM PDT by SmartInsight
Yeah, but I love it. Give the man more shovels, more shovels! lol
We should be sending bogus requests on behalf of all democrat incumbents for him to visit often and long! lol
“http://www.daylife.com/photo/08O5a7sdH6eWD?q=obama
Obama carries a book with him.”
LOL! That’s one of the books that Glenn Beck recommended!
This guy has done nothing but campaign since he took office.
Who knows, maybe drugs wouldn’t be enough. Perhaps the queer would have to be blind too.
Four legs.
Yeah, that worked for Obamacare!
Never ending campaign.
Naw, a Muslim would hit it. Dogs are a better class of animal.
__________________________
TO: GOD
FROM: THE DOG
Dear God: Is it on purpose our names are the same, only reversed?
Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?
Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?
Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a Dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the ‘Chrysler Eagle’ the ‘Chrysler Beagle’?
Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad Dog?
Dear God: We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID’s, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog:
1. I will not eat the cats’ food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
4. The sofa is not a ‘face towel’.
5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.
7. Sticking my nose into someone’s crotch is an unacceptable way of saying ‘hello’.
8. I don’t need to suddenly stand straight up when I’m under the coffee table.
9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.
10. I will not come in from outside & immediately drag my butt.
11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room & lick my crotch.
12. The cat is not a ‘squeaky toy’ so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it’s usually not a good thing.
P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?
And when he was elected Senator - he campaigned for the next 2 years to run for president. All in all - he's got a LOT of campaigning under his belt!!!
“I hope the media gives him wall to wall coverage.”
I agree. The more coverage he gets, the more people realize what a lying, thieving, smart-a$$ punk he really is.
Would love to get that “Hit the Road, Barack” song started at a really big Tea Party Rally on the Mall in DC. . . that would be sweet.
IIRC, the FT is a pro-Hussein London rag.
Hussein can shove it up sideways.
FROM CNN’s Jack Cafferty:
The British Prime Minister broke protocol big time during his trip to the U.S. - he flew commercial.
As one British reporter put it, David Cameron was “slumming it in business class” on the flight from London to Washington.
How refreshing. Cameron didn’t take his own private jet, he didn’t even fly first class. Turns out Cameron is actually walking the walk when it comes to fiscal austerity. Britain, like much of Europe, is in the midst of making drastic cuts to many government programs in order to keep its economy afloat.
Under normal circumstances, Prime Ministers travel on their own planes. They either charter a Boeing 747 or 767 or use military jets. But Downing Street officials say that Cameron’s commercial flight saved $300,000. In the grand scheme of things, the amount isn’t that significant - but the gesture is huge.
As one British official tells the newspaper The Sun: “When we are asking the country to tighten their belts as much as we are it’s very hard to justify hiring big jets to swan around the world. It may make his travel a little harder, but the Prime Minister believes it’s up to him to set an example.”
Are you listening, Obama?
LOL last year all the press could say was how politicians should not talk bad about the “popular” president
Every time he opens his mouth , he loses votes.
You can be sure his handlers will only allow him to be seen by hand-picked losers, commies, sad-sacks, neer-do-wells, unemployed, marxists and Democrats. But I repeat myself.
on his “summer of recovery” drive
^
Better hope admission is free, then they can pack the place with groupies...
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