Posted on 08/09/2010 8:05:40 PM PDT by filbert
So, the Muslim investors championing the construction of the new mosque near Ground Zero claim it's all about strengthening the relationship between the Muslim and non-Muslim world.
As an American, I believe they have every right to build the mosque - after all, if they buy the land and they follow the law - who can stop them?
Which is, why, in the spirit of outreach, I've decided to do the same thing.
I'm announcing tonight, that I am planning to build and open the first gay bar that caters not only to the west, but also Islamic gay men. To best express my sincere desire for dialogue, the bar will be situated next to the mosque Park51, in an available commercial space.
This is not a joke. I've already spoken to a number of investors, who have pledged their support in this bipartisan bid for understanding and tolerance.
As you know, the Muslim faith doesn't look kindly upon homosexuality, which is why I'm building this bar. It is an effort to break down barriers and reduce deadly homophobia in the Islamic world.
The goal, however, is not simply to open a typical gay bar, but one friendly to men of Islamic faith. An entire floor, for example, will feature non-alcoholic drinks, since booze is forbidden by the faith. The bar will be open all day and night, to accommodate men who would rather keep their sexuality under wraps - but still want to dance.
Bottom line: I hope that the mosque owners will be as open to the bar, as I am to the new mosque. After all, the belief driving them to open up their center near Ground Zero, is no different than mine.
My place, however, will have better music.
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Oh, man. That was too funny...”The Oiled Wells”
That was Saul Alinsky.
I LOVE IT;
Another great idea in the interim would be to plant a Bald Eagles nest, spotted owl or some other “protected” species / inviro-fascist land mine on the site.
Anyone in construction knows how this will shut down a project and I would love to see these NYC hypocrites blow past this problem
And to make sure the parade route for NYC’s Gay Pride Day passes directly in front of the mosque
That is if it’s ever built . . .or allowed to stand
I gave my nod to RSMcCain for: Allah wanna do is dance.
Facepalm.
Any leftist radical in a storm.
I’d better have another beer to atone.
(oops, that’s against Islam, Isn’t it?) (roflmao)
Don’t sweat it. Alinsky, Ayers and Obama all worship the same master. Alinsky dedicated his book to their master.
Call it ‘Pork Butts’ BBQ
I’m thinking maybe a meeting place for people to socialize their Pot Belly and Teacup pig pets, and train them to walk nicely outside on a leash - back and forth, back and forth.....
Mo's 'MosWhat else?
My favorite of the Twitter entries was “Whipped Kareem”.
Maybe the gay bar could have outdoor settings and sponsor events on par with Folsmom Street Fair. Would serve New Yorkers and the Muslims well.
In deference to Islam’s ‘sensitivities”, I propose two gay bars there...separation of the sexes after all. His and hers...I’ll call ‘em Mo’s and Camel Toes’
The Jewish section should be kept pork free out of respect for the Jews; a good buffer zone building would be a block long pet store window full of (naturally) puppies.
Anyone know any Bald Eagle calls? To summon about a dozen of them to nest there would be sweet.
GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAN!
Well, you ought to be able to find a boatload of suitable consultants in Sodom-chusetts.
Should be popular gay bars, what with all the man tushes in the air on those prayer rugs over at the pork station.
I love kittens and cats, but I admit that puppies are just plain cute. Puppies of all kinds. Poodles, Dachshunds, Pitbulls, Chihuahuas, Whippets, Greyhounds... a whole city block of windows full of PUPPIES! Oh, and for variety some miniature Vietnamese Potbellied Piglets.
Commission a neon sign to create an animated depiction of the view.
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