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Pork Plant Opens Next to Mosque Next to Ground Zero [Satire]
Ranco ^
| 8/6/2010
| Ranco
Posted on 08/10/2010 8:19:57 AM PDT by mikelets456
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To: mikelets456
...just make sure the exhaust fans are blowing the right way.
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posted on
08/10/2010 8:21:20 AM PDT
by
Doogle
((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: mikelets456
Please, please let this be true.
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posted on
08/10/2010 8:21:34 AM PDT
by
Da Coyote
To: mikelets456
Is Bumble Bee stock available? I’ll buy if this story is true.
To: mikelets456
No satire notification?.....
To: mikelets456
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posted on
08/10/2010 8:22:14 AM PDT
by
avacado
To: mikelets456
between this and the gay bar that welcomes muslim gays this should be a happening area.
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posted on
08/10/2010 8:22:39 AM PDT
by
RWGinger
To: mikelets456
3,2,1...
Leftists scream “that’th inthenthitive!”
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posted on
08/10/2010 8:22:42 AM PDT
by
MrB
(The difference between a (de)humanist and a Satanist is that the latter knows who he's working for.)
To: mikelets456
Is this for real??? I don’t see a “satire” tag.
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posted on
08/10/2010 8:22:45 AM PDT
by
ScottinVA
(The West needs to act NOW to aggressively treat its metastasizing islaminoma!)
To: mikelets456
I want one of those bacon sandwiches. I’ll eat it right in front of the new mosque. Hmmmmmmmmm
To: mikelets456
Two blocks away? Not close enough, it needs to be right next door or directly across the street.
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posted on
08/10/2010 8:23:30 AM PDT
by
Dixie Yooper
(Ephesians 6:11)
To: mikelets456
Gotta make sure that the rendered bacon grease drains underneath the mosque.
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posted on
08/10/2010 8:23:32 AM PDT
by
roaddog727
(It's the Constitution, Stupid!)
To: mikelets456
The feature item is a bacon burger made from ground bacon, topped with bacon served open faced on a bacon croissant with bacon ranch and a side of bacon sticks
LOL
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posted on
08/10/2010 8:24:06 AM PDT
by
reagan_fanatic
(Never trust anyone who points their rear end at God while praying.)
To: mikelets456
Muslim/Pork relations?.....
MMMMM....Pork....It’s what’s for dinner!
To: mikelets456
LMAO, and be sure to put a large 40 x 60 foot sign out front with a big picture of pigs and processed ham.
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posted on
08/10/2010 8:24:58 AM PDT
by
DoughtyOne
(Latest most accurate Az Poll to date, of 14 likely voters: McCain 137%, Hayworth -37% (+/- 92%))
To: mikelets456
Smoke ‘em if you’ve got ‘em!
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posted on
08/10/2010 8:25:13 AM PDT
by
Mobties
(I yield back the balance of my time)
To: Keith in Iowa
Please post the ticker symbol-!!!
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posted on
08/10/2010 8:26:35 AM PDT
by
imjimbo
(The constitution SHOULD be our "gun permit")
To: DoughtyOne
Oops, sorry for spilling one of our barrels of pig fat on your sidewalk. Hope we didn’t get any on you...
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posted on
08/10/2010 8:26:54 AM PDT
by
DoughtyOne
(Latest most accurate Az Poll to date, of 14 likely voters: McCain 137%, Hayworth -37% (+/- 92%))
To: mikelets456
how about a pork BBQ shop on the other side?
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posted on
08/10/2010 8:28:12 AM PDT
by
gattaca
(Great things can be accomplished if you don't care who gets the credit. Ronald Reagan)
To: DoughtyOne
If you go to Nazareth, you probably park down the busy street and walk to Joseph's home. Nazareth is predominantly an Arab city inside of Israel. As you turn off the main street to head the 2 blocks up to the house, there is a giant billboard over what seems to be an apartment building. The biilboard says something like: Unless you accept Allah you will die cursed. I can't remember the exact words.
This is what needs to happen now around the site of the mosque only with Jewish and Christian messages.
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posted on
08/10/2010 8:28:54 AM PDT
by
whence911
(Here illegally? Go home. Get in line!)
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