Posted on 08/25/2010 8:17:22 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
The next six years are going to suck. =( 10 to 1 odds right now that he runs for Prez in 2012. Just a feelin’ I’m getting that keeps getting stronger.
Sorry, on the phone.
Cougar huh? Hoses is what you are calling young dudes no? LOL
Just kidding. What does DNR do about it, trap it or shoot it?
Order your yard sign early.
Have you seen Chad’s dating show? Them’s some real bimbos. Still love him from DWTS.
Rush — Cow Beano
These microbes, or bugs as we call them, that the caller is talking about are a problem for every boat with a diesel fuel tank. If they get into your tank, they thrive in the oil and they create waste, as all living things do.
The waste clogs fuel filters and cuts the flow of fuel to your engine, usually at the worst possible time.
Sort of like me
How do they get into the oil? Osmosis or something?
To potty train the pups with?
They had a Daddy Birthday MoneyBomb celebration for him.
His projection only missed by 11 million
Give him more time /sarc
I watched it the other day for the first time - I read he’s dating a “Basketball Wife” from another show? And the execs of his dating show are mad b/c he tweeted about it. lol. His tweeting is going to get him in trouble.
HAHA
In the industry, the microbes are referred to as Hydrocarbon Utilizing Microorganisms, or H.U.M. bugs.
The most common H.U.M. bugs found in petroleum products are Cladosporium Resinae and Pseudomonas Aeruginosa. H.U.M. bugs enter your fuel system from contaminated sources. Every stop in the commercial fuel distribution process has the potential for breeding these bugs, and it only takes a few microbes to start a problem in your boat fuel tank. H.U.M. bugs need water to sustain them and multiply. They don’t survive in pure fuel. Water shows up in fuel tanks and storage vessels from condensation on the inside of the tanks or by entering through breathers in moisture-laden air. In addition to creating a breeding ground for H.U.M. bugs, the water present in fuel combines with the sulfur in diesel fuel to form sulfuric acid. Since water is heavier than fuel, this sulfuric acid sits on the bottom of tanks, usually trapped in a “sludge” of H.U.M. bugs and their waste products.
http://felixmarine.net/article-fuel-polishing.html
I don’t know for sure, but maybe what I am talking about is not was the caller is talking about.
Gotchya! Never heard that term before but it makes sense.
Re The Hungry Bears in Yellowstone
That’s really just the libs in the Forest “Service” moaning about the repeat of evidence that their attempt to turn the entire NW corner of Wyoming into a theme park has fallen down and gone boom.
Buy those damn bears all the fancy radio collars you want, and they’ll still go try to eat some silly tourist if the spirit moves ‘em.
Which Basketball Skan....er Wife? The show is “Basketball Wives” on VH1:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basketball_Wives
I say the current Mrs Limbaugh is trying to get him to cut back on cigars even if he denies it.
Miller wins in Alaska according to Larry Sabato! Whoo Hoo!
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2577339/posts
Yep. Unless you have a large caliber gun, bears are the top of the food chain in the wild
And sometimes the gun doesn’t guarantee you safety
“Grizzly Man” was an idiot
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