Posted on 08/27/2010 8:41:34 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Good afternoon, megaRushIsDoingExtendedWeekendOrVacationTimedittos, Late Ping From Biggirl!:)=^..^=
Rush is paying for his trips. He mostly rags on Obama for being on the taxpayers dime
Bush’s fault.
Excellent observation. When they put foot baths on publik grounds and schools I want a cross over the door.
Ain’t it, though? Poor W. He must really sympathize with Bristol, never able to do the “right” thing and please everyone. lol.
That’s always been my argument. We make concessions to permit Muslims to pray in public schools so they can meet the tenents of their religion; and we have no problem recognizing Ramadan....but mention Easter or Christmas and all hell breaks loose.
The Doug-sub is like listening to Winnie the Pooh. He has a soothing voice, but I have a strong craving for honey.
Then I read somewhere she's making a speech. Maybe it's a combination of both.
Leni
Go to listen to the speakers. Beck is a passionate man and itKs supposed to be a non-political event
I wish I could go. Heck you live there... No excuse to miss it
I heard from more Derek fans saying he should refuse Palin for a parter.
I’m about a quarter of the way into “Crimes Against Liberty” and it’s incredible how many things we know Barack Hussein 0bama, all praises be upon him, is guilty of and the MSM ignores. Just breathtaking.
Beck said on his show that she was the “keynote” speaker.
So... Whatever that entails.
I have been busy all summer with house guests, so I haven't watched his program, but it was my understanding that Sarah was to have a large role, but I happened to hear him the other day say that Sarah was going to handle the introductions.
I heard Biden say something like we have to raise taxes on small business cause the 800 billion is not gonna pay for itself.
Yes, likely both.
What!!!! They want him to discriminate???
So...they’re perfectly okay with Catholic doctors not performing abortions, then, too, right?
Oh, that settles it, then.
Thanks, hattend!
I’m waiting for it to become available through my audiobook service that I rent from. So far it’s not come up as available to reserve - Dunno if it’ll be on audiobook or not.
How many muzzies have we heard calling in on conservative talk shows before this issue coming up?
Virtually NONE.
Leni
Thats if he even gets her.
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