Yeah, but the question is this. Can THE ONE play the piano?
Posted on 09/07/2010 8:27:29 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Hate it when he`s back from vacation because that`s all he talks about.Boring
Dennis Miller is better :
http://www.dennismillerradio.com/
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Well, I shoot in the low 120s so who am I to judge.
Just surprised Rush is knocking the Golf Channel, hope they don’t make him look bad because of it.
I screamed when he mentioned that Muslims don’t like dogs....that was my first thought.
I ROFLMAO at the discovery Channel nut-jobs “manifesto”.
SAve the lions, tigers, bears,......FROGGIES,.....and of course, the Squirrels!
what about the chipmunks and bunnies???
Rush linking the Discovery Channel nut job to Owl Bore.
Good, not enough talk show hosts spent enough time on it IMHO.
He has blood on his hands now.
That church pastor just pulled his efforts to burn the Koran in Florida.
If that anti Discovery Channel nutjob was wanting to curb human reproduction, then shouldn’t his target been in Hollywood where the filmed intercourse is between humans???
I’m conflicted.
::::If that anti Discovery Channel nutjob was wanting to curb human reproduction, then shouldn’t his target been in Hollywood where the filmed intercourse is between humans???::::
I think nutjobs problem with human’s breeding was he had NO opportunity to EVER breed himself.
I think I would happier if I lived on Rush’s salary.
Learjets have their perks!
Dennis Miller, wasn’t he liberal then turned conservative after 9-11?
Yup, just like John Voight, and Ron Silver, and some others
I think it was Ted Kaczynski who inspired Owl Bore.
Al Gore invented Ted Kaczynski after Gore invented the Internet. :)
Hi guys and gals.
It’s so good to have the big guy back!! He truly is irreplaceable!
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