Posted on 09/10/2010 8:23:42 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Out of the park,
The Bullwinkle Show
Mr. Know-It-All: How to be a star reporter(1:31 min)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xi-KR8rSNJg&feature=related
Rocky, “Did you get your scoop Mr. Know-It-All?”(you’ll laugh)
Yes! I saw that earlier. They do have a great ROTC program.
BTW, went down there last Saturday, and we were stood up. That is a good thing. Never wanted to hang with my parents on a game day either, lol.
Thank you to Mrs. S. And I like your tagline. So True.
People go in and out because of lunch.
Back in Rockville. Getting ready for a new contract, DOD so I cannot say where, but I will be staying here.
But Snerdly does lurk.
I love it when he makes an ass of himself.
Thanks. so O now says health care will cost money?
Let’s not forget this eCONomic job;
Small Business and Health Reform: Christina Romer Takes Your Questions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c916UCCwjkE
Council of Economic Advisers Chair Christina Romer hosts a live chat to discuss how health insurance reform will affect small businesses.
Has anyone checked out this guy’s political contributions? Just like the Westboro/Gore connection.
Again, the media would never touch Hamm. First, he does not need to attack other religions. He just promotes the Truth, and the media would never want to expose that.
I can’t believe Rush isn’t talking football today. Last night’s game was a lot of fun to watch.
Favre threw a pick, but answered with a D pass that qualified him for sainthood.
I can’t believe Rush isn’t talking football today. Last night’s game was a lot of fun to watch.
Favre threw a pick, but answered with a D pass that qualified him for sainthood.
Here for a short while in sono mode
SEEEERPRIZZZZZE!!!
That seems to be a daily thing this week. The dog comment, Slurpee, now this telepromter at press conference.....
If he'd threatened to burn a Bible or a flag, they'd've given him one.
Great game last night! Kicked Miss State butt. We love Cam Newton.
Did young del get her season tickets?
It gets me so upset to hear how the left gets all this money, and all you here is *crickets*
“Did you hear him say he’s a Christian today?
Why would he have to tell anyone? /s”
Because it is acceptable for muslims to lie to further their advance of Islam.
Didn't hear him say that in the presser but did anyone really believe it wouldn't?
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