Posted on 09/16/2010 3:37:19 PM PDT by Nachum
For the second time in less than a month, security forces hunting for Taliban commanders found one hiding inside an oven, officials said Thursday. In the latest incident Tuesday, a sub-commander allegedly responsible for attacks in three districts was found hiding in a floor oven of a compound when Afghan and coalition forces raided the location in Logar province in eastern Afghanistan. On August 31, NATO-led troops found another sub-commander hiding in an oven, breathing through a tube,(Snip) The militant had allegedly returned from Pakistan recently where he trained new recruits to make bombs.
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If only someone just heated it up. *sigh*
Nothing Says Lovin’ Like Something From the Oven!
ISLAMOPHOBE! ISLAMOPHOBE!!..hurry Amanpour..over here..I got an islamophobe!!!!!!!! ;)
Since Patraeus took over, he’s been kind of quietly killing a lot of Taliban.
Quickly Doc, the infidels are coming!!
LOL! Took me a few seconds to realize what the red tab thing was.
Match, please!
They have taken strongholds in southern Afghanistan especially Helmand province. They have lots of illiterate stupid boys to do their dirty work.
It’s a very hard situation. Very hard.
I can see a new model of the Easy Bake Oven being developed.
“Kids, get the new Easy Bake Oven. It comes complete with 4 Taliban commanders for easy cooking.”
Are Taliban considered Kosher?
Taliban may be Kosher. Since they are often Satyrs, they must have cloven hooves. And if they chew their cud (as every one here knows, mention of the Taliban must be preceded by a Barf Alert), then it is possible they are Kosher.
I’ll ask my rabbi. :-)
Actualy in order to not abuse the human rights of the terrorists, obambi changed the rules from capture and try to get info or kill if you must, to protect their rights just blow them up, and don’t bother with the intel. Ya know they want to die anyway so giving them what they want is not abuse.
Should have locked the door and turned the thing on.
“Are Taliban considered Kosher?”
Only if a rabbi blesses the bullets used to bag them.
Bugs Bunny: All right, where’s Rocky? Where’s he hiding?
Bugs Bunny: [Normal] He’s not in this stove.
Bugs Bunny: [as policeman] Oho! He’s hiding in the stove, eh?
Bugs Bunny: Now look, would I turn on this gas if my friend Rocky was in there?
Bugs Bunny: [as policeman] Um, you might, rabbit. You might.
Bugs Bunny: Well, would I throw a lighed match in there if my friend was in there?
[Throws match in stove; it explodes]
Bugs Bunny: [as policeman] All right, rabbit, you’ve convinced me. I’ll look for Rocky in the city.
[Closes door]
Bugs Bunny: The coast is clear, fellas. They’ve gone.
“It’s Shake and Bake, and I helped”!!
Matches!!!
That’s nothing. They found Charlie Manson crammed into a 22” sinkbase cabinet, with the plumbing inside of it too. The cabinet was so small, nobody bothered to check it when they first searched the house to round up all their suspects. Only when a cop went back into take a leak, did he notice a lock of hair sticking out of the door.
Fire it up!
Now I suppose they let him out, too. Too bad.
Bake at 350 for 45 minutes. Serve with pork rinds.
Will never forget the pictures of our soldiers finding Saddam in the rat hole. IIRC: “President Bush says hello”.
Reminds of a story I heard about some hippies who lived in Vermont in the seventies. They were into pottery. The stacked their kiln high with unfired pieces and fired it up. Around that time their cat disappeared. They never did find that cat. But when they unloaded the cooled-down kiln several days later, the pottery was a mess.
My mother turned on a dryer with a cat in it.
If you ever have a desire to find out what a cat looks like without hair, that’s the way to do it.
Before somebody ask, no the cat didn’t make it.
The Taliban are kosher only when they have been kept under heavily salted water for 24 hours. Then the only thing left is their “Tali-wacker” (Porky’s II).
Absolutely one of the classic Bugs routines. Two guys on my college track team used to do “You might rabbit. You might.” to everything in sight, leaving us in stitches.
Just happen to have a recipe for that. Broil on Hi, shoot anything that come out.
“Wonderful! I love Afghani food!”
There is easier ways to deal with that threat then pulling the guy out of the oven.............
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