Posted on 09/21/2010 1:54:37 PM PDT by Palter
Shock at conference on climate change and creativity
Clerics in the South Pacific have fingered the key cause of climate change - homosexuals.
The revelation came at a conference at the University of the South Pacific considering the implications of Climate Change and Creativity.
Academics were apparently thrown off their consideration of "Arts in the Age of Global Warming" and "Ecology in Poetry / Poetry in Ecology" by reports of Church Ministers who maintained that climate change in Samoa are clearly attributable to to homosexuals.
The revelation prompted one attendee USP student, Shaiza Janif, to opine: "We need to educate our ministers and not turn this into an agenda."
Details of exactly how the ministers think homosexuals are pumping more CO2 into the atmosphere, thereby trapping heat around the planet, driving up the average temperature and causing massive economic and environmental dislocation are scant.
It may be that the clerics are understandably worried about rising levels of sex tourism in Samoa fuelled by cheap air travel and consequent rising energy consumption, though why this would be a gay-only problem is a mystery. But we suspect their latching onto climate change as a consequence of gayness is informed by a more biblical sense of cause and effect. ®
I bet they have a nice cuirass............
*popcorn graphic*
Shock at conference on climate change and creativity Clerics in the South Pacific have fingered the key cause of climate change - homosexuals.
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well, that is all I needed to know
HOTD Alert.
(Headline of the Day)
Poor title wording.
Wha?? So the reason we have Fall/Spring/Summer is because of butt pirates?!
male homosexuals or female homosexuals?
Is that really the true title to the story!?! "Samoan clerics finger homosexuals"?
Details of exactly how the ministers think homosexuals are pumping more CO2 into the atmosphere, thereby trapping heat around the planet, driving up the average temperature and causing massive economic and environmental dislocation are scant.
I bet it has something to do with pedophiles abusing El Niño.
Fingering homos is illegal in some countries, so I am told.
I wonder what they do with cell phones and other objects.
Well it is just as dumb as “Global Warming” is itself.
Now THAT is a headline.
Damn you headline!!!!
Diet Dr. Pepper does not feel good going up the nose.
And I need a new monitor and keyboard.
Thanks a lot...
He is right, of course.
Fudge packing has a HUGE carbon butt print.
Very cunning linguist, that one.
They do WHAT to them?
Okay then... No images, please.
And then the homosexuals begged for Samoa...
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