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Samoan clerics finger homosexuals over global warming
The Register ^ | 21 Sep 2010 | Joe Fay

Posted on 09/21/2010 1:54:37 PM PDT by Palter

Shock at conference on climate change and creativity

Clerics in the South Pacific have fingered the key cause of climate change - homosexuals.

The revelation came at a conference at the University of the South Pacific considering the implications of Climate Change and Creativity.

Academics were apparently thrown off their consideration of "Arts in the Age of Global Warming" and "Ecology in Poetry / Poetry in Ecology" by reports of Church Ministers who maintained that climate change in Samoa are clearly attributable to to homosexuals.

The revelation prompted one attendee USP student, Shaiza Janif, to opine: "We need to educate our ministers and not turn this into an agenda."

Details of exactly how the ministers think homosexuals are pumping more CO2 into the atmosphere, thereby trapping heat around the planet, driving up the average temperature and causing massive economic and environmental dislocation are scant.

It may be that the clerics are understandably worried about rising levels of sex tourism in Samoa fuelled by cheap air travel and consequent rising energy consumption, though why this would be a gay-only problem is a mystery. But we suspect their latching onto climate change as a consequence of gayness is informed by a more biblical sense of cause and effect. ®


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: buttpirates; finger; globalwarming; headlines; homosexual; homosexualagenda; nambla; napl; samoa; samoan; sextourism; turdburglars
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1 posted on 09/21/2010 1:54:44 PM PDT by Palter
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I bet they have a nice cuirass............


2 posted on 09/21/2010 1:55:29 PM PDT by Red Badger (No, Obama's not the Antichrist. But he does have him in his MY FAVES.............)
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To: Palter

*popcorn graphic*


3 posted on 09/21/2010 1:55:29 PM PDT by ColdOne (November and Beyond! Do not vote for Obama Republicans! :^)))
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To: Palter

Shock at conference on climate change and creativity Clerics in the South Pacific have fingered the key cause of climate change - homosexuals.

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well, that is all I needed to know


4 posted on 09/21/2010 1:56:45 PM PDT by SF_Redux
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To: Palter

HOTD Alert.

(Headline of the Day)


5 posted on 09/21/2010 1:57:22 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Yes, as a matter of fact, what you do in your bedroom IS my business.)
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To: Palter

Poor title wording.


6 posted on 09/21/2010 1:57:34 PM PDT by Sherman Logan
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Wha?? So the reason we have Fall/Spring/Summer is because of butt pirates?!


7 posted on 09/21/2010 1:57:55 PM PDT by Soothesayer9
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male homosexuals or female homosexuals?


8 posted on 09/21/2010 1:58:28 PM PDT by utherdoul
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To: Palter
Samoan clerics finger homosexuals over global warming

Is that really the true title to the story!?! "Samoan clerics finger homosexuals"?

9 posted on 09/21/2010 2:00:17 PM PDT by 5thGenTexan
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Details of exactly how the ministers think homosexuals are pumping more CO2 into the atmosphere, thereby trapping heat around the planet, driving up the average temperature and causing massive economic and environmental dislocation are scant.

I bet it has something to do with pedophiles abusing El Niño.

10 posted on 09/21/2010 2:00:38 PM PDT by Willie Green (Some people march to a different drummer – and some people polka.)
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Samoan clerics finger homosexuals over global warming

Fingering homos is illegal in some countries, so I am told.

11 posted on 09/21/2010 2:02:08 PM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: Impy; SunkenCiv; fieldmarshaldj; GOPsterinMA

I wonder what they do with cell phones and other objects.


12 posted on 09/21/2010 2:02:12 PM PDT by Perdogg (Nancy Pelosi did more damage to America on 03/21 than Al Qaeda did on 09/11)
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Well it is just as dumb as “Global Warming” is itself.


13 posted on 09/21/2010 2:02:48 PM PDT by Dem Guard (Obama's 57 States = The Organization of The Islamic Conference (OIC).)
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To: Palter

Now THAT is a headline.


14 posted on 09/21/2010 2:04:34 PM PDT by Scott from the Left Coast
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Damn you headline!!!!
Diet Dr. Pepper does not feel good going up the nose.
And I need a new monitor and keyboard.
Thanks a lot...


15 posted on 09/21/2010 2:07:43 PM PDT by TexasPatriot1 (Legalize the Constitution)
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To: Palter

He is right, of course.

Fudge packing has a HUGE carbon butt print.


16 posted on 09/21/2010 2:07:51 PM PDT by Mr. Jazzy ("I AM JIM THOMPSON and moderates make me PUKE!!!")
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To: Scott from the Left Coast
Now THAT is a headline.

Very cunning linguist, that one.

17 posted on 09/21/2010 2:07:56 PM PDT by Rinnwald
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To: Palter
Samoan clerics finger homosexuals over global warming

They do WHAT to them?

18 posted on 09/21/2010 2:08:44 PM PDT by Road Warrior ‘04 (I miss President Bush greatly! Palin in 2012! 2012 - The End Of An Error! (Oathkeeper))
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To: Palter

Okay then... No images, please.


19 posted on 09/21/2010 2:09:15 PM PDT by RavenATB
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And then the homosexuals begged for Samoa...


20 posted on 09/21/2010 2:09:27 PM PDT by HerrBlucher (In the White House the mighty White House the Liar sleeps tonight.............)
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