I told you stupid Freepers that we would have global warming and rising oceans unless you gave up driving and quit eating ... but did you listen ... oh, no ... not only did you ignore my expert advice, you laughed when some bimbo called me a crazed sex poodle ... and you doubted it when I said I invented the Internet ... and you said I didn't deserve the Nobel Prize ... so now look what's happening ... and now it's all your fault
The stupid people think this is all a real problem.
The smart people know that it's a con game.
Water mining? Pleeeze stop making up bogus reasons for something that isn’t occurring. The left are so invested in government ruling us all and controlling all that they keep throwing crap like this at us to beguile us.
We’re so sorry (not), Uncle Albert!
This is embarrassing. This is so absurd to be passed off as scientific reasoning that it borders on mental illness.
It’s all America’s fault. Until we came along with our system of freedom and capitalism, the earth was getting along just fine for millenniums supporting only a half billion or so people. If we would just put the enlightened ones in charge, they would decide which half billion of us are worth keeping and everything would be hunky-dory again. < / sarcasm >
I thought it was caused by swimmers at the beach peeing in the water.
Which is just about as likely.
Uh...it’s called the hydrologic cycle.
I guess we had better stop then.
But if we stop what are the consequences.
Well let’s see; there will not be as much food available so more people will starve and there will not be as much fresh water available so more people will die of thirst.
Hmmm, maybe we should think about this some more and double check our data some more.
After the tsunami, I would have saved every penny and made it my sole life goal to get the hell off the Maldives.
Only approx. 30% of our planet is land mass, much of which is uninhabited, the remaining 70% oceans. I can’t for the life of me figure out how the people living in the inhabited areas could possibly affect change on a global scale........it’s impossible.
swelling seas
What swelling seas?
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There I said it. I had to when I saw Al Gore’s picture.
So I guess the solution is to stop drilling for wells and stop growing food. We don’t need to eat, it is better to have lower ocean levels and starve.
Well, quick. Stop the irrigation. Stop planting food. Take all the illegals who used to pick crops and put them on welfare.
If a few million people starve, that’s Bush’s fault!
Women and children first! No, I take that back. Owls, turtles and rabbits first!
The Maldives were suppose to be underwater 30 years ago - Mohamed Nasheed doesn’t need to worry about too much water, he needs to worry about ‘liberal idiot money’ drying up...
And as the ocean surface also evaporates, it too comes down as snow and rain on land.
I have just ordered my family in Iowa to quit using ground water and instead pump in ocean water for the purpose. Loony, desperate, stupid GLOBALL WARMING.
Every ground water pump on earth running full bore 24/7 would add no more to the oceans each year than a teaspoon in a swimming pool.
The author is so incredibly ignorant that I question whether he can read & write. I suspect the idiot had to dictate this tripe.
This man is actually afraid of the water cycle that has nourished this planet for millions of years.
I suggest this fool help the AGW cause by reducing his breathing to once every hour.