Paladino Walks on Water- Media Scream: "Carl Can't Swim!"

The Media- We Know What You Should Think ^ | 10/14/10 | The Media

[Mr. K]

Carl Paladino took a leisure stroll on top of Lake Erie today in a failed effort to prove he was not the evil being that he is.

The media were not fooled however, and immediately denounced this as 'a stunt' and 'some sources' demanded an apology for all the Catholics he offended.

Fred Dicker asked: "Is it true you just don't know how to swim?" "What have you got against water anyway?" "Do you have any proof that Lake Erie is wet?"

Contacted for a Response Andrew Cuomo was heard to say "...".

According to 'some sources' at The New York times "This was the most brilliant thing Cuomo has ever said or will ever say until the next time he says something! And doesn't he look good in that tie? Can I hold the door open for you Mr Gov...ooopsie ...Mr. Cuomo?"

By 'all accounts' the Paladino camp has now sunk to a new low with such antics and his staffers all smell bad. All the people in New york State think so.

Attorney General Cuomo will be calling for an investigation and will file a lawsuit against any and all people who claim devine intervention.

Contacted again for a comment Andrew Cuomo was heard to say "..." and then later added "...". And we could not agree more. And you should too.

Because Andrew never even worked at HUD, and even if he did he NEVER forced banks to make loans to people who couldn't afford it, and besides that, that couldn't have caused the $800 billion dollar housing melt down... and the economy was going bad anyway...it was Bush's fault.

And Cuomo doesn't have to answer any questions anyway. Just vote for him and keep quiet.

[Mr. K]

Paladino is finished now. All the media say so! Ignore the thousands of Paladino signs you see everywhere. The media tells you he can't win.

He is another "Annointed one" just like obama. We don't need to ask him any questions.

Those are not the droids you are looking for...

[JennysCool]

Err ... Breaking News?

[DJ MacWoW]

It IS as truthful as anything else said lately. And it’s as big as the OTHER stories written recently. THEY were breaking news. Or were they broken news? Hmmmmm.

[Cicero]

But . . . only Obama can walk on water!

[oyez]

Paladino recently allegedly turned water into wine. The IRS is currently drawing up charges against him for violating tax codes.

The media is investigating a report that Carl restored sight to a blind man. They believe there are grounds to charge him with practicing medicine without a license.

Did I miss anything?

[Mr. K]

ping

[ronnie raygun]

What we see in NY is what we see nationally with the media whore feeder fish who survive on everyword the Annointed one speaks, stay in line, don’t ask questions they will tell us what to ask and what to write, they will never look behind the curtain for fear of loosing access to the blessed one.
So it goes for “the boy who would be king” evil eye Andy. The media is all to glad to climb aboard with the young king and ride the blessed rainbow to the big house in Albany where nothing will change but your tax bill. Carl may be ruff around the edges but like he said he’s not a politician so why hold him up to that plastic, phoney, arrogant, lying, role model? If you want him to be, vote for Andy!

[Mr. K]

The media will annoint Andrew if we let them

just like obama

[Mr. K]

PALADINO ON YNN NOW!!!

[GinaLolaB]

I can’t wait to vote for CARL !!!!

[Leo Carpathian]

I went to Middletown, NY rally, or better, town meeting with Carl. Lot of decent country folks, veterans, tea partyers.
Across the road “welcoming” committee rainbow coalition of about 10 with bullhorns.
While Carl was answering questions and explaining how media twist and screw his statements, explaining how he would lower taxes and cut fat from gummit, the RAT “protesters” were constantly screaming nonsense into bullhorn, interfering with civilized session with Carl.
The RAT party was made up of two fat union thugs, black male and female and rest of weird looking RATs, screaming mostly two eloquent sentences: “Carl go home” and “pay to play”. Police let them use their 1st amendment to annoy the neighborhood.
Carl was warmly welcomed and rewarded with applause as he outline his approach of taking the state back from corrupt NY prostitucians.
I just wished I brought my 600W amp and aimed it at RAT puny bullhorns.
Go Carl, damn the polls and cleanup the RATNY state!!!

[Mr. K]

What is that “Pay to Play” comment all about?

I was at Paladino event last sunday in Buffalo and some idiot union freak drove by screaming that.

What do you suppose they mean by that? It’s obviously a talking point- since it was to vastly different locations.

[DJ MacWoW]

I looked it up and found something on wikipedia (yuk) and don't see how it applies to Paladino.

Pay to Play

[The Mayor]

http://albanysinsanity.wnymedia.net/blogs/2010/10/14/paladino-walks-on-water-media-screams-carl-cant-swim/

[DJ MacWoW]

HA! That's great! LOL

[Mr. K]

That’s great!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mr. K]

to be on/off the NY GOV ping list!

[Mr. K]

to be on/off the NY GOV ping list!

[the invisib1e hand]

even I was surprise at how shamelessly the Post went after Paladino -- not because I'm so into Paladino, 'cause I'm not -- but because it was so shameless. It was so patently obvious that this rag was 110% in the tank for Cuomo, and they didn't even care if everybody knew it.

Shameless.

It's like CNN giving a job to Eliot Spitzer. Shameless.

Thank God for karma.

[NYpeanut]

off ping list, please