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BREAKING NEWS: David Axelrod Has a Beastiality Problem
Big Government ^ | 10/18/10 | Jeff Dunetz

Posted on 10/18/2010 8:40:17 AM PDT by Nachum

There is a dangerous trend moving through the top most ranks of the Obama administration, and no I am not talking about Socialism. Just because this progressive administration believes that government should control industry and our personal lives does not mean that our President is a socialist. And I am not talking about the rumor that the administration is trying to stifle first amendment speech. Just because they attack every broadcaster that disagrees with their agenda and threaten every business that points out a flaw in their legislation it does not mean that they are trying to stymie an open discussion of the issues. No this trend is much more nefarious than that. Some of the President’s closest advisers, have developed issues with…well beastiality.

That’s right, we have learned for example, that when David Axelrod leaves the White House every night, he finds time to stop at the Washington DC Zoo, and well, lets just say he accepts foreign donations.

(Excerpt) Read more at biggovernment.com ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: axelrod; beastiality; bloggersandpersonal; david; problem; satire

1 posted on 10/18/2010 8:40:19 AM PDT by Nachum
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To: Nachum

Hildabeastiality?...........


2 posted on 10/18/2010 8:41:14 AM PDT by Red Badger (WOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE GIVE MEGHAN MCCAIN A BOX OF KRISPY KREMES SO SHE'LL SHUT THE HELL UP?!)
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To: Nachum

Can he prove he doesn’t have a problem with it?


3 posted on 10/18/2010 8:41:20 AM PDT by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: Nachum

These “prove me wrong” threads are getting a little tiresome.


4 posted on 10/18/2010 8:42:33 AM PDT by earlJam
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To: Nachum

Mr. Axelrod, when did you stop sleeping with sheep?


5 posted on 10/18/2010 8:43:52 AM PDT by Slyfox
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To: Nachum

Mr. Axelrod, when did you stop sleeping with sheep?


6 posted on 10/18/2010 8:44:02 AM PDT by Slyfox
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To: Nachum
lets just say he accepts foreign donations.

Perhaps a little woo-woo from Ling-Ling the panda.

7 posted on 10/18/2010 8:44:02 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: Nachum

Sounds a little far-fetched...


8 posted on 10/18/2010 8:45:35 AM PDT by Celtic Cross (I AM the Impeccable Hat.™)
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To: Nachum
Love it!

Folks, this isn’t smearing anybody, this is learning from our great Commander-in-Chief. I have learned from our President that it is perfectly OK for a blogger to create baseless charges. Our President believes in equality for all and social justice (Axelrod does also). So if Think Progress can invent charges against the Chamber of Commerce and get extra traffic, so can I. The President will just think of it as “Redistribution of Web Traffic.”

9 posted on 10/18/2010 8:45:51 AM PDT by kcvl
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To: earlJam
These “prove me wrong” threads are getting a little tiresome.

Can you prove that?

10 posted on 10/18/2010 8:46:54 AM PDT by SeeSac
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To: earlJam
These “prove me wrong” threads are getting a little tiresome.

No, they aren't.

They are sauce for the goose.

11 posted on 10/18/2010 8:48:28 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Nachum

It’s the seriousness of the charge that matters, my boy!


12 posted on 10/18/2010 8:48:30 AM PDT by 668 - Neighbor of the Beast ( A window seat, a jug of elderberry wine, and thou.)
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To: SeeSac

BINGO!


13 posted on 10/18/2010 8:48:57 AM PDT by A. Morgan
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To: Lazamataz

I like my goose dry


14 posted on 10/18/2010 8:49:48 AM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom REMEMBER FREE REPUBLIC IN YOUR WILL. I DID)
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To: Slyfox

He’s going to end up living on the side walk and drinking Woolite.


15 posted on 10/18/2010 8:50:28 AM PDT by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: earlJam

Yes. Lame hatchet jobs which adulterate the real case against these people.


16 posted on 10/18/2010 8:50:28 AM PDT by Psalm 144
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To: Nachum

Was he caught porking a pig ?


17 posted on 10/18/2010 8:50:43 AM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom REMEMBER FREE REPUBLIC IN YOUR WILL. I DID)
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To: Nachum

Why is this in news? Shouldn’t it be in chat?


18 posted on 10/18/2010 8:53:01 AM PDT by Netizen
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To: Slyfox

Well, if you’ve ever watched the movie “Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid to Ask,” you might have learned that there are, after all, attractive sheep.


19 posted on 10/18/2010 8:53:05 AM PDT by davisfh
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To: Nachum

So..how long has he been knockin the boots with Manchelle?


20 posted on 10/18/2010 8:53:51 AM PDT by gimme1ibertee ("In a time of universal deceit,telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act"-George Orwell)
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To: al baby
I like my goose dry

Goose, like revenge, is a dish best served cold.

21 posted on 10/18/2010 8:57:01 AM PDT by mojito
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To: Nachum

The zoo in Washington, is no longer a Nationa Zoo.
It is called a park now and most of the animals are gone.

Whacko’s wo made a big fuss because these animals could not be kept in exactly the same wild environment they came from made a big stink and most of the animals are now gone.

The few that are left are hardly worth the trip there.

Visit the baltimore zoo if you wish to see animals.


22 posted on 10/18/2010 8:57:03 AM PDT by Venturer
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To: Nachum
Love is a many splendored thing...


23 posted on 10/18/2010 8:58:39 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Today, Congress. Tomorrow, the White House!)
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To: Nachum
Beastiality? I'll give Axelrod a pass on this. Only because, there is a much more likely reason for his daily visits to the zoo.

Numerous defecting Soviet agents have related how zoos have always been favorites as drop off (and pick up) points for passing messages without arousing suspicion.

24 posted on 10/18/2010 8:59:21 AM PDT by drpix
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To: Psalm 144
Lame hatchet jobs which adulterate the real case against these people.

Well said.

Regarding the blogs... Most of them are lame hatchet-jobs- the rest are simply a re-hash of news that is days or weeks old.

Most comments on this forum are better written and less words than many of the blogs, and more timely.

The reference in this particular blog is from a comment on Sunday's news show.... Sunday of LAST week.

25 posted on 10/18/2010 8:59:35 AM PDT by earlJam
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To: al baby
I like my goose dry

Now you are talking about Robert Gibbs (shudder).

26 posted on 10/18/2010 8:59:53 AM PDT by 70times7 (Serving Free Republics' warped and obscure humor needs since 1999!)
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To: Slyfox
"Mr. Axelrod, when did you stop sleeping with sheep?"

Yo David:


27 posted on 10/18/2010 9:00:44 AM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: Nachum

I have it on good authority that Hillary engages in cheesing.


28 posted on 10/18/2010 9:01:46 AM PDT by 70times7 (Serving Free Republics' warped and obscure humor needs since 1999!)
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To: drpix
"Numerous defecting Soviet agents have related how zoos have always been favorites as drop off (and pick up) points for passing messages without arousing suspicion."


29 posted on 10/18/2010 9:05:53 AM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: Nachum

IMPOSSIBLE! How do I know that?

HE ISN’T DONE SCREWING US YET...that’s how....


30 posted on 10/18/2010 9:11:27 AM PDT by rightwingextremist1776
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To: Nachum

Ewe that sounds baaaaaad


31 posted on 10/18/2010 9:12:42 AM PDT by egannacht (Inalienable rights granted by...)
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To: Nachum

Touche


32 posted on 10/18/2010 9:15:07 AM PDT by onedoug
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To: Nachum
Oh, please! Stop moralizing about somebody's personal quirks and show some compassion! I have it on good authority (No, I won't tell you who, it's up to you to prove that's not true!) that Davey Axelrod successfully kicked his smoking habit using nicorette and one of those "electronic cigarette" substitutes, and that now he's entered a similar form of therapy for his bestiality issues.

I'm sure we all wish him the best.

33 posted on 10/18/2010 9:17:44 AM PDT by Kenton (Just my $0.02 worth...)
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To: Nachum

34 posted on 10/18/2010 9:36:19 AM PDT by epithermal
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To: massgopguy

“He’s going to end up living on the side walk and drinking Woolite.”

Or, Lysol. You have to poke the can 1st though.


35 posted on 10/18/2010 9:36:41 AM PDT by combat_boots (The Lion of Judah cometh. Hallelujah. Gloria Patri, Filio et Spiritui Sancto.)
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36 posted on 10/18/2010 9:44:55 AM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo
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To: al baby
“Was he caught porking a pig ?”

That is a very crude remark! You should be ashamed of yourself for such a public display. I believe the correct phrase is ‘makin bacon’.

However, as good muslim, Obama would never let them be ‘caught’ with a pig; a camel, yes; but not a pig.

Thank you for listening!

37 posted on 10/18/2010 9:50:53 AM PDT by dirtymac (Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country. Calling all Son's of Liberty)
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To: earlJam
Regarding the blogs... Most of them are lame hatchet-jobs- the rest are simply a re-hash of news that is days or weeks old.

Regarding the newspapers... Most of them are lame hatchet-jobs- the rest are simply a re-hash of news that is days or weeks old.

See any difference in veracity? Historically there has never been one.

38 posted on 10/18/2010 9:55:58 AM PDT by MrEdd (Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.8)
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To: Lazamataz
No, they aren't.

They are sauce for the goose.

axel's rod gets it on with a goose?

I have a hard time visualizing the aflac quacker getting it on with a fat bald headed communist.

39 posted on 10/18/2010 10:20:57 AM PDT by USS Alaska
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