Posted on 10/19/2010 8:17:52 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
did Bristol get the boot ?
Rush makes Sarah Palin sound like a moderate today. :)
As Rush says, a hurricane isn’t going to convince the tone-deaf jackasses in D.C. that we’re SICK of capitulation. There has to be an all out tsunami on Nov. 2 if there’s any hope that the Repubs get a clue.
...did Bristol get the boot ?.....
Eliminations are tonite— and she has the lowest judges score.
Stupid, stupid Repubs.... always reaching across the stupid aisle.... the dims NEVER reach back. But there go the ‘elites’ of the party, compromising principle, over and over again. Well, hell, I still say screw that! Enough already. We will not let them pull that garbage again.
They are sitting there, looking at the tsunami waiting to be unleashed, rubbing their fat little hands together, waiting to get their hands on OUR victory. Hell NO!
pattyjo
We rule by common sense, we don’t need no stinkin’ pledge!
Yep, led by W and his “new tone”.
No more compromises.
This is the real "October Surprise." A wake-up call for inside-the-beltway "elite" loehsers like Boehner.
Being SOTH has not been kind to her.
That’s not what I heard either.
But I did hear a warning, but not promotion
The win by losing crowd got exactly what they wanted.
Be careful what you wish for
I think the TEA Party movement has absolutely shell-shocked so many people on the right as to just how badly they’ve been represented in Washington. The night Karl Rove trashed Christine O’Donnell after winning the NJ Primary, you could see Sean Hannity, almost in disbelief at what he was hearing. Now, I know Sean is no Rush, but I’m convinced that even Rush didn’t know the depth of the elitism among the GOP “leaders” until now, when they’re finally facing a real test of voter accountability. Seriously.
This is just unbelievable. This makes everyone think conspiracy immediately and takes a lot of wind out of our sails. I just can’t believe it.
Employees need a ‘mission statement’...you were hired to slash taxes, shut down key departments, implement term limits, slash spending, open up our territories to oil drilling and coal mining, repeal ObamaCare while implementing other health reforms, etc...
I LOVED Bristol’s answer to Brooke asking her what she was thinking after they came back stage!
“I hate the jive”!!
LOL—you go Bristol!!!
Employees need a ‘mission statement’...you were hired to slash taxes, shut down key departments, implement term limits, slash spending, open up our territories to oil drilling and coal mining, repeal ObamaCare while implementing other health reforms, KILL cap and trade DEAD, etc...
ahhhhh - a breath of sanity
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