Better yet, get a good make up artist to cover you with open sores:
Go ahead TSA, touch my boils.
Posted on 11/16/2010 11:51:17 AM PST by ironwill
“Traveler: sigh if you must. But in the interests of full disclosure, you need to know that due to some unpleasant events in my past, which I neither want to discuss nor even think about, I’m told that the I beat the last guy who touched my crotch into a bloody pulp. Mind you, I have no recollection of actually doing this, and I think I can control it if I can brace myself for the unwanted contact. Still, I want you to know that I have the highest respect for you and admire the difficult job you do, so if I have a full psychotic break and injure you, it’s nothing personal, and I have no conscious control over it. “
the crazy thing is they’d still let the psychotic traveler go through as long as he cleared the scanner.
“Just curious. Are there any laws against traveling with no underwear, a kilt and a full erection?”
No but they’d make you look at post #9 first
Muslims will automatically exempted from this. Only people deemed to NOT be a threat will be given extra screening.
“Don’t grope me ‘bro ! “
Still the funniest joke EVER!!
What would happen if we moaned with delight during the “pat down?”
This is exactly the kind of civil disobedience we need, as well as flash mobs. Being over 50, I don’t know how to do one, but a flash mob at an airport with matching t-shirts would get some attention, or a flash mob drive through. People also need to ask the gropers if they’re gay, transsexual/transgendered or ever been charge with a sex related crime. I’m pretty sure that would also get fast attention. The sexual assault and voyeurism has to stop. I spent my morning writing and calling D.C. My husband is a commercial pilot and I don’t want him to face the option of even more radiation he’s already exposed to on the job or being groped.
” Wanna piss ‘em off....just as they’re bent down patting your junk...FART “
at my age you don’t know for sure what will come out
KV has a question.
Do you have to have a ticket for boarding to go through the TSA pat down line?
To add to the kilt all you men should bring a specimen cup and a Maxim magazine for visual. /kidding
I plan on carrying a large bag of pork skins on my next flight and holding them prominently for all to see.
Beans and Broccoli before flight!
Ya I got a smart ass over here that is reading along and laughing his butt off that wants to join you.
Whisper to them that your Herpes is active.
And if everyone on the plane decided to do the same that might be the flight from smell hell.
Don’t forget to wear you Molicare Briefs.
(molicare are like super duper containment attends)
Better yet, get a good make up artist to cover you with open sores:
Go ahead TSA, touch my boils.
Ewww This thread has official gone to the mangie dogs with that post.
That is just dumb.
But why not if they are going to be dumb just put Other.
That was hitting below the belt Mister.
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