With Apologies to Doctor Seuss: THE WUBAMA AND THE PEE LOUSE

Source? Laz | 11/17/2010 | By Lazamataz

[Red Badger]

It is MOST EXCELLENT, my FRiend!....................

[Lazamataz]

You impressed me

...... but I am not a Jedi, yet.

[PhiloBedo]

Good work Laz. Having young ones around the house can be inspirational.

I think you should publish this, with drawings (as another poster suggested) so conservatives have good bedtime book to read to their kids!

[Lazamataz]

See, like Rush Limbaugh often remarks, this is why you should never try this at home. ;)

[bigbob]

Brilliant! Hope it gets around the ‘net.

[Lazamataz]

Having young ones around the house can be inspirational.

Actually, I have no chilluns.

I'm just certifiable all by myself.

Y'see.

[Quix]

Thanks Master Monster Mash.

[evets]

I stole this off the interwebs...

... you can have it.

Cause I stole it off the interwebs.

[going hot]

And she started to pass a Big Bill,

She sure did pull that one out of her rear end.

I just don't refer to them as big bills.

[Quix]

Great.

Send em to Beck.

[Lazamataz]

WE HAVE OUR WUBAMA!

(it was stolen off the interwebs)
(that means it's free)

[Lazamataz]

If anyone can get this to Beck or Hewitt (Hewitt seems to like my stuff), do it please. If it qualifies for their show, of course.

[Quix]

Wonderful.

[dead]

Very nice. Rankin and Bass needs to do the cartoon television special!

[evets]

Jackpot.

[Cicero]

Excellent!

[Lazamataz]

A little Doctor Seuss-like humor for ya.

[Quix]

For some reason, I thought this one still needed some tweaking. Let me see if I still do:

THE PEE LOUSE

The Pee Louse pranced from the SanFranTree Town,
Happy, and you might even say ghey,
With BowTocks to help her not scowl and frown,
And a gavel to pound on, all day!

[I think that one works well]

“More Health care,” Pee Louse sighed, while shedding a tear,
And she started to pass a Big Bill,
“And I know not reading it is a little bit queer,”
“But once we pass it, we will!”

[I think that’s fine. Though I might also like:

“More Health care,” Pee Louse sighed, while shedding a tear,
And via Ex-Lax, passed a Big Bill,
“And I know not reading it is a little bit queer,”
“But once we pass it, we will!”

The Pee Louse twirled, and spun round and round,
When she said to the Unwashed Great Mobs,
“Taxes are the way to great prosperity, and,”
Unemployment creates lots of great jobs!”

[Great stanza.]

The Pee Louse is crazy, and lost the Great House
But the DemmyCrats were Pee’s good friend,
So they puffed and they preened, and elected Pee Louse
The Minority Speaker again!

Yeah. That works fine.

Send em both to Beck.

[dalereed]

Who the hell is Dr Seus and what are you babbling about?

[Lazamataz]

HO
LY

CRAP

YOU ARE DA MAN!!!!!