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With Apologies to Doctor Seuss: THE WUBAMA AND THE PEE LOUSE
Source? Laz | 11/17/2010 | By Lazamataz

Posted on 11/17/2010 7:49:08 AM PST by Lazamataz

Edited on 11/17/2010 9:30:44 AM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THE WUBAMA

The Wubama walked up the Hoobily path,
Singing and chanting and such,
He couldn’t do good budgety math,
And tried not to think hard, too much.

Wubama looked to the right and the left,
Reading the Glassy Word Boards.
For without his prompts, his speech was bereft,
Confusing the Murrican Hordes.

The Wubama fought for things nobody liked,
Making the Murricans frown,
But Wubama channeled a Marxity psyche,
So he went and he just doubled-down.

Wubama didn't care what people thought,
He felt all the people absurd.
He will never change, nor budge one small jot,
So only one term is assured!

THE PEE LOUSE

The Pee Louse pranced from the SanFranTree Town,
Happy, and you might even say gay,
With BowTocks to help her not scowl and frown,
And a gavel to pound on, all day!

“More Health care,” Pee Louse sighed, while shedding a tear,
And she started to pass a Big Bill,
“And I know not reading it is a little bit queer,”
“But once we pass it, we will!”

The Pee Louse twirled, and spun round and round,
When she said to the Unwashed Great Mobs,
"Taxes are the way to great prosperity, and,"
Unemployment creates lots of great jobs!"

The Pee Louse is crazy, and lost the Great House
But the DemmyCrats were Pee's good friend,
So they puffed and they preened, and elected Pee Louse
The Minority Speaker again!


TOPICS: Editorial; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: areallyfineparody; chat; democrats; goodoneslaz; obama; obummer; peelouse; pelosi; sssizzlin; stillgood; vanity; wubama
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To: Lazamataz

It is MOST EXCELLENT, my FRiend!....................


21 posted on 11/17/2010 8:08:15 AM PST by Red Badger (The House finally fell on Nancy Pelosi..........)
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To: freespirited
You impressed me

...... but I am not a Jedi, yet.

22 posted on 11/17/2010 8:08:55 AM PST by Lazamataz (Pelosi: Like a rapist, PROUD of their handiwork.)
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To: Lazamataz

Good work Laz. Having young ones around the house can be inspirational.

I think you should publish this, with drawings (as another poster suggested) so conservatives have good bedtime book to read to their kids!


23 posted on 11/17/2010 8:09:55 AM PST by PhiloBedo (You gotta roll with the punches and get with what's real.)
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To: gimme1ibertee

See, like Rush Limbaugh often remarks, this is why you should never try this at home. ;)


24 posted on 11/17/2010 8:10:04 AM PST by Lazamataz (Pelosi: Like a rapist, PROUD of their handiwork.)
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To: Lazamataz

Brilliant! Hope it gets around the ‘net.


25 posted on 11/17/2010 8:11:14 AM PST by bigbob
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To: PhiloBedo
Having young ones around the house can be inspirational.

Actually, I have no chilluns.

I'm just certifiable all by myself.

Y'see.

26 posted on 11/17/2010 8:11:31 AM PST by Lazamataz (Pelosi: Like a rapist, PROUD of their handiwork.)
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To: Lazamataz

Thanks Master Monster Mash.


27 posted on 11/17/2010 8:14:01 AM PST by Quix (Times are a changin' INSURE you have believed in your heart & confessed Jesus as Lord Come NtheFlesh)
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To: Lazamataz
I stole this off the interwebs...

... you can have it.

Cause I stole it off the interwebs.
28 posted on 11/17/2010 8:14:01 AM PST by evets (beer)
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To: Lazamataz
And she started to pass a Big Bill,

She sure did pull that one out of her rear end.

I just don't refer to them as big bills.

29 posted on 11/17/2010 8:15:01 AM PST by going hot (Happiness is a Momma Deuce)
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To: Lazamataz

Great.

Send em to Beck.


30 posted on 11/17/2010 8:16:18 AM PST by Quix (Times are a changin' INSURE you have believed in your heart & confessed Jesus as Lord Come NtheFlesh)
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To: evets
WE HAVE OUR WUBAMA!

(it was stolen off the interwebs)
(that means it's free)


31 posted on 11/17/2010 8:16:31 AM PST by Lazamataz (Pelosi: Like a rapist, PROUD of their handiwork.)
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To: All

If anyone can get this to Beck or Hewitt (Hewitt seems to like my stuff), do it please. If it qualifies for their show, of course.


32 posted on 11/17/2010 8:18:02 AM PST by Lazamataz (Pelosi: Like a rapist, PROUD of their handiwork.)
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To: gimme1ibertee

Wonderful.


33 posted on 11/17/2010 8:20:51 AM PST by Quix (Times are a changin' INSURE you have believed in your heart & confessed Jesus as Lord Come NtheFlesh)
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To: Lazamataz

Very nice. Rankin and Bass needs to do the cartoon television special!


34 posted on 11/17/2010 8:23:24 AM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: Lazamataz
Jackpot.

35 posted on 11/17/2010 8:23:33 AM PST by evets (beer)
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To: Lazamataz

Excellent!


36 posted on 11/17/2010 8:25:02 AM PST by Cicero
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To: Tennessee Nana; Texas Fossil; dennisw; bvw; FromLori; markomalley; governsleastgovernsbest; ...

A little Doctor Seuss-like humor for ya.


37 posted on 11/17/2010 8:25:02 AM PST by Lazamataz (Pelosi: Like a rapist, PROUD of their handiwork.)
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To: Lazamataz

For some reason, I thought this one still needed some tweaking. Let me see if I still do:

THE PEE LOUSE

The Pee Louse pranced from the SanFranTree Town,
Happy, and you might even say ghey,
With BowTocks to help her not scowl and frown,
And a gavel to pound on, all day!

[I think that one works well]

“More Health care,” Pee Louse sighed, while shedding a tear,
And she started to pass a Big Bill,
“And I know not reading it is a little bit queer,”
“But once we pass it, we will!”

[I think that’s fine. Though I might also like:

“More Health care,” Pee Louse sighed, while shedding a tear,
And via Ex-Lax, passed a Big Bill,
“And I know not reading it is a little bit queer,”
“But once we pass it, we will!”

The Pee Louse twirled, and spun round and round,
When she said to the Unwashed Great Mobs,
“Taxes are the way to great prosperity, and,”
Unemployment creates lots of great jobs!”

[Great stanza.]

The Pee Louse is crazy, and lost the Great House
But the DemmyCrats were Pee’s good friend,
So they puffed and they preened, and elected Pee Louse
The Minority Speaker again!

Yeah. That works fine.

Send em both to Beck.


38 posted on 11/17/2010 8:25:07 AM PST by Quix (Times are a changin' INSURE you have believed in your heart & confessed Jesus as Lord Come NtheFlesh)
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To: Lazamataz
Who the hell is Dr Seus and what are you babbling about?
39 posted on 11/17/2010 8:25:25 AM PST by dalereed
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To: evets

HO
LY

CRAP

YOU ARE DA MAN!!!!!


40 posted on 11/17/2010 8:25:42 AM PST by Lazamataz (Pelosi: Like a rapist, PROUD of their handiwork.)
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