Scientists ferret out a key pathway for aging

EurekAlert! ^ | 11/18/2010 | Tomas A. Prolla

[FreeAtlanta]

I could use something to make me feel younger...

[stephenjohnbanker]

A new POTUS would add years to our lives....

[RC2]

Becareful what you ask for. The White House will pass a regulation that you can only have so many calories a day.

[null and void]

So far I’ve accomplished aging by not dying...

[2dollarbill]

I tried feeling younger once. She told me to stop...

[Hot Tabasco]

I could use something to make me feel younger...

So how young does she have to be?

[fireforeffect]

I thought that was what QE2 was for?

[ModelBreaker]

“The White House will pass a regulation that you can only have so many calories a day.”

Nope. The opposite. Mandated maximum calories. Gotta keep the social security and medicaid scams running as long as possible. Increase life expectancy by ten years . . .

[GOP Poet]

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[Mr Ramsbotham]

I can’t help but be skeptical about these claims. We’re fatting than ever nowadays, and living longer than ever. In places where people can’t get enough food, disease kills off people at very early ages.

[Retired Greyhound]

I dunno, what’s the life span in Ethiopia and Somalia?

I also hear that starving is euphoric, like in Terri Schiavo’s case.

[Right Wing Assault]

The White House will pass a regulation that you can only have so many calories a day.

OR they could require us to stuff ourselves so we die off sooner and save on health care costs.

[Right Wing Assault]

I tried feeling younger once. She told me to stop...

So, you work for TSA?

[Right Wing Assault]

Mandated maximum calories.

The death panels will be delivering free bags of potato chips, cartons of ice cream, and all kinds of goodies.

[RickB444]

So by this logic if you never eat you’ll live forever?

[SunkenCiv]

Boy, is this good news. I’m just not aging fast enough. What a terrible burden.

[decimon]

Thanks. I’ve been starved for this information.

[bigheadfred]

I’m gonna live FOREVER. Damn the bad luck. I have a half pot of coffee in the morning. Gets me through the day. We treated ourselves to a bowl EACH of Tootie Fruities for supper tonight. (date night)

[grey_whiskers]

I tried feeling younger once. She told me to stop...

Join the TSA(*)!

(aka "Testicle Squeezers' Association"
aka "Tickle Someone's *ss"
aka "Thousands Sexually Assaulted"
aka "Tossers Stalking Airports" (Brit slang 'Tossers' == American'Wankers')
aka "Terminal Stupidity Alliance"
aka "Ticketed Sexual Arousal"
aka "Terrorists Snicker At"
aka "Touching Sexual Areas"
aka "Tickets, Sex, and Airports"
aka "Told to Search Anus")
Cheers!

[SunkenCiv]

:’) I’ve got the tootin’ part of that down.