What Not To Wear? Clothes A TSA Issue

AP via The Pittsburgh Channel ^ | November 23, 2010 | DAISY NGUYEN

[rightwingintelligentsia]

LOS ANGELES -- Travel experts say the more thorough security pat-downs at airports underscore the need for better fashion choices that can help people breeze through screenings with their dignity intact.

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Experts suggest avoiding clothes loaded with metal studs and bras with underwires. Slacks instead of skirts are preferred. Any baggy clothing can require extra scrutiny.

[onemiddleamerican]

Don't know; found it on Google.

I think we all look like that in those lovely garments.

:-)

[dalereed]

“That might work until some muzzie shows up with an internal bomb.”

New regulation:

All tampax to be removed for inspection to make sure they aren’t a bomb with fuse in the ready!

[Doulos1]

The best suggestions I’ve heard yet. Men should wear a kilt with no underwear. Woman should were the super sized kotex pad.

[Grampa Dave]

“That’s what I say. If they’re exempt everybody get one of these bags and put it on just before screening. We guys can tell them that we’re Muslim transvestites.”

HGC, I have been posting exactly that POA since Sunday morning. See below:

Napolitano Considering Allowing Muslim Women to Pat Themselves Down at Airports

Sunday, November 21, 2010 9:27:42 AM · 267 of 301
Grampa Dave to GiovannaNicoletta; Liz

All us need to buy Burkas, change our names to Arabic/Hispanic names, carry Muslim prayer beads and a copy of the Koran when we travel.

What would TSA do if every passenger showed up in Burkas and carrying Muslim prayer beads and a copy of the Koran?

Then approached, by a TSA agent, you say “My name is Jose Maria Mohammed, and I am a cross gendered new Muslim. Any attempt to pat me down or force me into the scan will be a big violation of my rights and privacy!”

“However, I volunteer to pat myelf down as per mad Janet Nappy, the fascist lesbo Nazi leader of TSA.”

[deport]

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