Sumpin' like womens.
That’s right, I musta been thinking of tuba players.
Within 15 min arriving at my future Mother-in-law’s from a trip to Israel where I met my future wife . . . having had no shower for 48 hours due luggage hassles etc.
standing in her kitchen . . . this rather tall and stout woman let out a hugely noisey flapping fart.
After which she merely said
“Oh, welll, welcome to the family!”