[Lazamataz]

Thank God it waan’t set to ‘vibrate’ mode.

[ConservativeStatement]

A new Elton John song “Crocodile Tock.”

[bgill]

He hasn’t eaten or pooped in a month and is showing signs of pain and all they’re doing is waiting? They’re waiting until next week to maybe take an xray? It’s obviously blocked so while they’re waiting, he’s going to die.

[the invisib1e hand]

For the luvofgawd, will someone answer it already!?

[EveningStar]

ping

[Ditter]

Certain aspect of this story are very hard to believe. Not that the croc swallowed the cell phone, I believe that. But the phone is still ringing and they can hear it from inside the croc’s body? Mr Ditter dropped his cell phone in the bath tub and it never rang again and when my cell phone is deep in my coat pocket I have trouble hearing it ring. So her phone still rang and they could hear it????????

[G Larry]

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDJ4pT8s8KA<

Never smile at a crocodile
No, you can’t get friendly with a crocodile
Don’t be taken in by his welcome grin
He’s imagining how well you’d fit within his skin
Never smile at a crocodile
Never dip your hat and stop to talk awhile
Never run, walk away, say good-night, not good-day
Clear the aisle but never smile at Mister Crocodile
You may very well be well bred
Lots ot etiquette in your head
But there’s always some special case, time or place
To forget etiquette
For instance:
Never smile at a crocodile
No, you can’t get friendly with a crocodile
Don’t be taken in by his welcome grin
He’s imagining how well you’d fit within his skin
Never smile at a crocodile
Never dip your hat and stop to talk awhile
Never run, walk away, say good-night, not good-day
Clear the aisle but never smile at Mister Crocodile

[martin_fierro]

I've heard of alligator skin cases for iPhones, but this is ridiculous.

[seowulf]

Cell phones are very filling, especially if it was one of those Crapco burger and fries cell phones.