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Woman accused of attacking cop with sex toy claims it was self defense
New York Daily News ^ | 26 Janaury 2011 | Philip Caulfield

Posted on 01/27/2011 7:50:01 AM PST by jda

"An Illinois woman who was busted for threatening a cop with a sex toy is claiming self defense, saying the officer spooked her by walking into her bedroom.

"Carolee Bildsten, 56, was arrested when police said she attacked an officer with a 'clear, rigid feminine pleasure device' in her apartment last November after he escorted her home while she was drunk."

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: getarope; guilty; lazwouldhitit; lazwouldnothitit
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To: jda

“Meet my little friend—Steely Dan.”


41 posted on 01/27/2011 8:32:02 AM PST by tumblindice (Civility 101: An armed society is a polite society)
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To: blackdog
Yep. Dumbass. I'm going to be very charitable and assume the dumbass thought it would be kinder to take her home where she could be safe, rather than giving her an arrest record and locking her up with criminals. Dumbass.

No good deed goes unpunished.

42 posted on 01/27/2011 8:34:49 AM PST by null and void (We are now in day 737 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
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To: Lazamataz

“Laz would hit it this hard.”

I would, too. With a stick, or maybe a door, or a hammer.


43 posted on 01/27/2011 8:41:06 AM PST by Jewbacca (The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem.)
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To: null and void

Agreed. When I’m a dumbass, which is not infrequent, I don’t go out of my way to document it for circus effect. (Free Republic exception noted)


44 posted on 01/27/2011 8:41:13 AM PST by blackdog
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To: blackdog
Free Republic exception noted

I am sooooo there!

45 posted on 01/27/2011 8:43:32 AM PST by null and void (We are now in day 737 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

ARRRRRGH! I’ll take Helen Thomas over that visage.


46 posted on 01/27/2011 8:48:12 AM PST by backwoods-engineer (The future? Imagine Cass Sunstein's boot stamping on Lincoln's beard, forever.)
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To: evets

Perfect! Who else would have an arsenal of self-pleasure devices.


47 posted on 01/27/2011 8:54:08 AM PST by TexasCajun
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To: jda

I heard about this. She tried to strike him in the groin, but he turned so she hit him in the thigh, instead. She’s been charged with a “missed-a-weiner.”


48 posted on 01/27/2011 8:58:31 AM PST by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: jda

I wonder what sort of cop would even admit this occurred? I’ll bet that he’s an incredible butt of jokes at the precinct. “A woman attacked me with a dildo.” ROTFL!


49 posted on 01/27/2011 9:06:41 AM PST by Seruzawa (If you agree with the French raise your hand - If you are French raise both hands.)
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To: jda

Claiming self defense, saying the officer spooked her.She looks like the spooker than the spookee.


50 posted on 01/27/2011 9:07:29 AM PST by Vaduz
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To: Joe 6-pack
DEAR GOD! Have you no conscience?
51 posted on 01/27/2011 9:09:30 AM PST by PSYCHO-FREEP (Patriotic by Proxy! (Cause I'm a nutcase and it's someone Else's' fault!....))
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To: PSYCHO-FREEP
Never fear. DrSeruzawa is here. With the antidote: Yuika+Hotta
52 posted on 01/27/2011 9:25:28 AM PST by Seruzawa (If you agree with the French raise your hand - If you are French raise both hands.)
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To: blackdog

If your interested why don’t you contact her?


53 posted on 01/27/2011 10:54:14 AM PST by Wiggins
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To: Wiggins

No, thank you. Her best friend is her sponsor at her AA group.


54 posted on 01/27/2011 11:02:08 AM PST by blackdog
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To: jda

One for Ripley’s: “Your Honor, the Defendant is accused of beating Officer Donut to death with a dildo”.


55 posted on 01/27/2011 11:54:22 AM PST by TexasRepublic (Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
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