Black Widow attempted New Year Moscow attack but blew herself up by mistake

telegraph.co.uk ^ | 28 January 2011 | Andrew Osborn

[RichInOC]

With apologies to Depeche Mode, I don’t think that God has a sick sense of humor. I do think He can sometimes be delightfully puckish.

[RichInOC]

And her last conscious thought was “WTF?”

[MinuteGal]

John Edwards is so crooked that ambulances chase HIM.

Leni

[USMCPOP]

Hi, this is the Fraternal Order of Police, and we’re just calling to ...

(BLAM)

Um, well, we’ll call back later. Have a nice day.

[anymouse]

Someone forgot to tell her that spam is not Halal. ;)

“Dear sir/madam, pardon this message, but I am stuck in Iraq. If you are not busy blowing up something, please send a wire transfer to Mr. Umbiki care of Nigerian embassy. You should receive a big surprise any second now.”

“Dear new customer, our records show that you purchased your pre-paid economy mobile phone recently, but forgot to unsubscribe from these annoying marketing messages. We hope this hasn’t inconvenienced you in any way.”

“Waz up bro/sis? Yo the bomb!”

[Bratch]

[luvie]

oopsie!

[rlmorel]

LOL! This makes me think of the scenes from “An American Carol” with the terrorist who just couldn’t get to where he should have been on time...

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Terrorists, before you go out on those missions, may the Good Lord take a likin' to ya and blow you up real sooon!

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

See, we were warned that texting would end up killing you.

Next, talking to your bomb-handler while crossing the street.

Things that go “boom” in the night.

Reminds me of how the Weather Underground ground blew themselves up in March 1970 when one smuck dropped the dynamite. Destroyed a perfectly good townhouse too.

[dfwgator]

Kind of gives a whole new meaning to “Reach out and touch someone.”

[wastedyears]

"Bet ya can't do that again!"

[csvset]

Security sources believe a spam message from her mobile phone operator wishing her a happy new year

Operator: We get signal.

[catnipman]

I think I see a lawsuit on the horizon against the cell phone company for sending out fatal spam.

[Slings and Arrows]

Spammers vs. terrorists: I don't care who wins, I just want to see plenty of injuries.

[Republic of Texas]

“Spam message”? Riiiight!

[MarMema]

MORE HERE

[OrangeHoof]

I’m thankful this happened in Russia. Had it happened in the U.S., Janet Incompetano would have ordered all air passengers to receive a spam e-mail five minutes before arriving at the airport “for the safety of us all”.

[ThomasThomas]

SPAM

The pigs revenge.

[Nailbiter]

When I read the headline, the image that flashed through my mind was that dress that MO wore at inauguration. Then I realized this was a different black widow.